After hours of walking, DIO, Vanilla Ice, and Pucci arrive at a 7-Eleven. The annoying ding of the door alerted the cashier to get off of her phat ass and to stop playing solitaire.
"Excuse me ma'am, could you direct me to the cereal aisle?" Vanilla Ice asked as politely as he could possibly manage.
However, his bitch ass got ignored. Clearing his throat, he raised his voice a bit.
"AHEM. Excuse me miss?" he asked again.
Once again, he was ignored.
"Step aside, I'll handle this."
DIO shoved him to the side.
"BITCH, could I PLEASE get a chunk of that ass?"
The cashier was clearly either deaf or was higher than I was when I wrote this, because she still paid no mind to them. She just sat there playing solitaire without a care in the world.
Pucci had already found the cereal aisle, but they weren't paying attention. The gas station was pretty small in the first place, so it wasn't that hard to find it.
"mMM DIO~sama take a look at these delicious looking gay Cheerios I found 🥴" Pucci looked at the box of Fruit Loops ravenously. He was ready to pounce on the box uwu
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