Meanwhile these niggas in the boss area or whatever shit u call that
"Nigga who the fuck was in District 10 again?" asked Announcer 1
"Ummm...Nba Youngboy" said announcer 2
"Oh ok" said
Cartman was vibing in his tent and watching jew hentai when he sawed a sp00ky d00ky n o i s e
"WOOOOOOOOOO" said the noise
"HOLY FUCK" said cartman
Cartman ran outside and saw a big tiddy buff man with sunglasses dance.
"Oh shit this nigga just dancin" said cartman
Cartman continued to existing when TUba man made a tuba noise and spo00py s00 u n d was created
" N A N I " s a i d C a r t m a n
The spo0ky nigga revealed himself to be Despacito
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" said Cartman
Cartman tried to run but since he is fat-
"HEY IM NOT FAT U NIGGA" said Cartman
Stfu racist...anyways he tried running when he started rolling down the hills and tripped into a cave.
Unfortunately Despacito cummed over because he has infinite speed and he was about to molest cartman with a TUba when suddenLy
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR XD"
"NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" said Cartman
Why the fuck is he saying nigga so much, he not black. Anyways there was a big buff green and sexy man named Shrek and he jumped out and did a s e x y backflip out of the cave a T posed so hard that Despacito e x p l o d e d B O O M ! !
"This is a fight between 2 of us moter fucker" said Shrek
IT WAS NOW NIGHT TIME
Despacito was dreaming about rapi-
Just kidding hes dead
I mean it's dead
uh oh I misgendered it mby mistake
Wait am I gonna get cancelled by 12 year old twitter users with zodiac signs in their bios?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jk yall are some bitch losers haha
Anyways.... there is 1 more chapter left virgins
Niggas dat died
Despacito
