"Jangli jaahil laanti insaan!"
Lanat bhi kysi aheeb cheez hy na? Address naa bhi likho toh mustahiq fard tk puhanch jaati hy.
Jahilpan...k baare mein mere kuxh aese khiyalat hyn k jis bandy ko jahil ka laqab dia jaata hy woh toh jahil hota hi hota hi hota hy.
Lekin, laqab dene wala bhi jahil kehlata hy.
Puchain kiun?
Ary, jo kehta hy wohi hota hy.
Bhar haal is waqt kuxh yunh ho rha hy k Maryam or Jahangeer hi apas mein larai ho rhi hy.
Wysy ab ap logon ko bhi aadi ho jaana chahiyay inki chik chik sunte huy.
Mera toh sarr phatne ko aa rha hy or agar yeh larna band na huy na toh shayed mein behosh ho jaun gi.
"Shakal dekhi hy apni!? Gattar ki choohy!" Maryam boli. "Oo miss laal baig! Apni chonch band rkho!" Jahangeer bhrak kr kehny lga.
"Y/N~ Mera sarr dukhny ko aa rha hy. Meharbaani kr k inko chup krwa do," Laraib rony waali halat mein boli.
"Laraib chup kr k beth jao...inhe sharam nhi aani. Mein ne Panadol le li hy aik tum bhi lelo or chup ho jao," Mein ne kaha.
Trip k baare mein kuxh aesa hy k hmne Kashmir mein mukhtalif vaadian dekhein, jheelain daikhein or mazaa toh rajj kr kia.
Jameel, Huzaifa Bhai, Faiqa Aapaa or Musa inki toh jaan nikal gai jb hm Kashmir mein gaari se neechy utre.
Abhi tk hm sb k mobile ki memory full hui vi hogi. Tasveerain toh be tahasha ki. Meri gallery toh saari Taemoor k bachy ne bhar di.
Khud ka phone hy nhi toh mere phone ki memory khtam krdi. Ab yehi Lahore jaa kr mujhy niya memory card dilai ga.
Abhi hm Behra se khana kha kr nikly hyn or takreeban aik ghante tk Lahore mein hongy.
Zoya or Qandeel Api ka kuxh yunh hua k woh bhi hmaare saath Lahore aa rhi hyn taa k hm sb mil kr shaadi ki tyaari krein.
Maryam or Jahangeer ki is liyay larai ho rhi hy k jheel Saif Ul Malook mein boating k duran Maryam ne Jahangeer ka camera jheel mein phaink dia.
Kuin k badla liyay bgair Jahangeer k kalejy ko thand nhi parni thi toh usne Maryam ka bracelet jheel mein phank dia.
Dono ki qeemti qeemti cheezain gai paani mein....bye bye, tata, see you never ever again ho gaien.
"Bracelet toh or bhi aa skty hyn...camera mera or uski photos wapis nhi aa skti na!" Jahangeer kehny lga.
"Haan toh bracelet tum dilao gy?" Maryam gusse se boli.
"Itni bakwaas cheezain mein nhi dilata kisi ko khas torr pe tum jysy bandri ko or mere paas aik phuti kori bhi nhi hy," Jahngeer ki taraf se seedha inkaar aya.
"Yaar mujhy koi inse bachao," Riza kehny lgi. "Mera bhi sarr dukh gia hy," Namra boli.
"Y/N Aapaa~" Taemoor bola. "Bolo?" Mein ne susti se kaha. "In ko chup krwa dein please...."
"Koi doodh peete bachy toh hyn nhi jo inko gaud mein le kr chup krwaun. Tum bare ho tum chup krwa lo ya Jameel se keh do," Mein ne kaha.
"Jameel Bhai kia chup krwaein gy? Khud hi itna bara shorr hyn," Taemoor ne kaha.
"Mein shorr hun!?" Jameel cheekh kr bola. "Toh yeh kia kr rhy ho ab?" Riza ne kaha.
"Tumhe kia hy?" Jameel sarr kr bola. "Sariyal kukkry," Riza Jameel ko chairny lgi.
"Y/N Aapaa! Yaar Riza tanng kr rhi hy!" "Mein toh karun gi tanng tumhe choozy kia krlo gy!?"
"Mein haath jorti hun tum sb k aagy! Thori si sharam kr lo gy toh izzat mein koi kami nhi aa jai gi tum sb ki!"

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BTS Ramadan Special
HumorStory language: Urdu BTS x Reader casting as Bhatti family this Ramadan. - Season 1= Finished Season 2= Ongoing - (Started : Ramadan 2020) (Status : Ongoing) ©SumairaNoor