Friday Night Dinner

S4:E4 The Pyjamas

"Remind me again why we walked this time?" I asked Jonny as we got onto the drive, my feet aching from the walk from our place to the Goodman family home.

"To see sights like that," Jonny told me, pointing at shirtless Martin who pulled up on the drive as well. The car brakes squeaked as he stopped and got out, looking rather angry.

"Pissing hell!"

"Um, hi, Dad?" Jonny tried, finally putting his phone away.

"Pissing bloody hell!"

"You good, Martin?"

"Driving without a top now are we?" Jonny commented.

"What?"

"Are you on the run?" I added.

"I tell you," Martin started, pointing at Jonny, "If your mother makes me go round to her mother's again, I'll bleeding hang myself!"

"Ooh, can I watch?" Jonny joked, so I slapped him in the stomach.

"Three times I've been to your grandma's this evening!" Martin continued to rant as we walked into the garage. "Three times! First, she leaves her purse here, off I go. Then she remembers she's left her gloves, off I go again. And now this time, her bum medicine!"

"Sorry?" I screwed my nose up in disgust.

"Why your mother won't send your bloody brother, he's been here all week."

"All week?!" Jonny and I exclaimed at the same time.

"You said it was one night!" I turned to Jonny.

"That's what I thought it was," he told me with a shrug.

"Aren't you cold?" I asked Martin as Jonny and I turned to walk into the lounge.

"What? No, my nipples are roasting?"

"Roast nipples?"

"This helps a little though." He opened the small freezer and pulled something out. "Frozen cod." He sighed in relief as he pressed it against his nipple, so we left him to it and went into the house. As we walked into the lounge, my eyes widened as I saw the sight in front of me: Jackie giving Adam in pyjamas a pedicure.

"Go away!" Adam instantly screamed, shocking Jackie.

"Oh my god!" We exclaimed in shock.

"Why didn't you ring the bell?" Jackie complained.

"I told you we should have done it upstairs!" Adam whined.

"Were you cutting his toenails?" Jonny questioned.

"No!" Adam cried.

"Yes, you were!" I interjected.

"Why are you cutting Pusface's toenails?" Jonny continued.

"She's not!"

"Keep still!" Jackie complained, dragging Adam's leg back up onto her lap.

"Ugh, there's bits everywhere" Jonny moaned.

"Go away!" Adam whined again.

"So, this is what happens when you stay at Mum and Dad's it?"

"You're such a dick!"

"And look at his little pyjamas!" I teased in a baby voice.

"And his little slippers!" Jonny added.

"Don't be cruel," Jackie scolded us.

"Leave my slip-slips!" Adam whines once more, making my jaw drop.