Thanks to Mom. She was not amused at how much sugar I put in my coffee, so I pointed out she put the same amount of salt on everything. Then we had a half-playful half-genuine argument about it.
Mom: Sugar!
Me: Salt!
Mom: Sugar!
Me: Salt!
Mom: Sugar!
Me: Salt!
Mom: Sugar!
Me: Salt!
Mom: Sugar!
Me: Salt!
Mom: Sugar!
Me: Salt!
My stepdad was so done, so we stopped.
Sorry Mom, I'm right and you know it. I win this time, lol.