I HAVE A MOM

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yea that's it


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jkjk that's not the end


so i have a mom

she's kinda strict


and she's got all kinds of rules for me (almost all of them are about devices)

here are some of them

No phones upstairs (i somehow get away with this tho)

No gaming unless it's the weekend and you've done all your stuff (i'm allowed 1 hour btw)

1 hour on computer/ipad after doing your stuff

no talking with your friends on the phone for 20+ minutes

etc

ironic thing about the last one? she chats with her friend for 1 hour+

fuck you <3


and there's this stupid thing called screen time on iphones that lets your guardian control how long you can useyour apps

i can use a total of 30 minutes on my apps between 7am and 10:30 pm


anyways i was watching some videos after my downtime because i like it

and she comes over and says to stop looking at my phone and that i'm not allowed to bring it upstairs anymore

like there wasn't any kind of rule already saying the same fucking thing!


what makes the whole this so much more shitty and annoying is that

i do every FUCKING THING she asks me to do


i clean my room, i try not to fight with my brother, i read, i listen, i study grammar, i study math, i'm never late, and i NEVER. FUCKING. COMPLAIN. ABOUT. FOOD.

what else does she want?



ma'am you have the perfect child you can have right here and you're just standing there, looking at your clothing crazy-makeup doing FIRST CHILD and very childish-fucking naive-worst brother of the year FIRST BOY/LAST CHILD

am i a joke to you?



shall i tell you why i try to get good grades, win in contests, do everything myself, draw, sing, play instuments, and make you happy?

oh right, you don't care





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ignore this one, i'm just momentarily pissed at my mom



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