randomess yes IT'S UNHOLYYYYYYYY

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So these might be 18+ so yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

enjoy

THIS IS FOR ALL MY LITTLE SINNERS

LOVE AND GOOD SUPPORT TO HER AND HER STORIES PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

rosalina: hey riba

riba: yeah?

Rosalina: I found a long blue thing in Marchionne's room

riba: *maybe knows but asks* does it do anything?

rosalina: it vibrates

riba: *smiles* u might want to throw your hands in holy water

rosalina: why?

riba: no reason~

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(this one is from a friend

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marchionne: okay who used the whipped cream?

mario: u did...

marchionne: *tries to remember*

marchionne: *blushes* n-never mind

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mario: *eating a popsicle*

riba: *jumpscares him*

mario: *starts choking on the ice pop*

riba: >//< ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

marchionne: OH MY GOSH RIBA FOR HOLY SAKE!

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cooking with ships!

ribario=

mario: alright so........ DANG IT I CAN'T OPEN THE CAN OF WHIPPED-

*gets all over his face*

riba: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm >//<

mario: riba are u-

riba: *picks up mario* BE RIGHT BACK!

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marchionne x luigi

(this idea came from @TheCorruptedDragon story)

luigi: so were are the cherry i'm supposed to put on top

marchionne: u found it last night

luigi:..................................

marchionne:....................................

luigi: u couldn't help yourself? could u?

marchionne: not really

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rosalina: now u stir the batter

shiro: YES MASTER!

Rosalina: stop it! calling people that is gross!

shiro: STOP KINK SHAMEING ME! 

Rosalina: KINK SHAMEING IS MY KINK!

Shiro:O//O

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Marchiba ship

marchionne: what are u doing? 

riba: looking at something.

marchionne: that is? 

riba: your ass

marchionne:..............................

Marchionne: that was lame

riba: eh

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luciano: do u love me?

hiro: YES!

Luciano: they why was their used plastics in the trash can?

hiro: i couldn't find anything bigger to make water balloons

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(in a classroom)

marchionne: and remember class. u can be anything u want

riba: can i be your man?~

marchionne: welp i don't think-

riba: YOUR ASS SAID WE CAN BE ANYTHING!

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riba: *talking with rosalina*

rosalina: wait...

riba: what?

*shiro pushing mario down the stairs on a rolling chair same with hiro and luciano*

rosalina: i hear a bunch of dumb asses

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rose:...................MET MY NEW GIRLFRIEND!

Alice: shoot me

Riba: ah so u chose the gay path

Alice: WAIT ONE MINUTE! Your fucking two guys!

marchionne and mario: yeah we know

Riba: that's why i have two hands

Rosalina: *thinks*..........................................What do u mean

OH SWEET HOLY CHILD!


(this is the song they are using)

Shiro: I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE THOUGHTS ARE COMING FROM!!

Rosalina: I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE THOTS ARE COMING FROM!

any sugguestions??


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