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the drug interview

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The drug interview

"Ooh this is gonna be good" I said

"What's it about?" Questioned hawks

"Basically some of the villans were caught and aizawa who hasn't slept in a week with no coffee is interviewing them, also Midoriya is a villan in this"

This had peeked everyone's interested Midoriya as a villan?

The screen shows aizawa talking to Shigaraki "so have you ever taken any illegal drugs?"

"No I have not" answered Shigaraki

"Is it possible that you could've had any drugs in your system without knowing" questioned Aizawa looking exhausted

"What is he implying?" Questioned shiggy

"What are you implying?" Shigaraki questioned looking confused

"Ooh you said the same thing!" Said an exited mina

"Have you ever...
Pooped
A
Balloon?" Aizawa said looking completely serious

"WHAT!?" Screamed practically all the theatre if they weren't dying of laughter
"What the hell shota!?" Said a wheezing hizashi

The screen pans to a sniggering midnight and present mic

"Okay" Shigaraki said getting up "I'm done with this" he then walked out with the guard

"He sure left in a hurry" aizawa commented

"I think you would leave if someone said that" all might commented

The screen shows aizawa an toga

"You will be single forever" she muttered

"Oof damn toga" dabi said

"Do you know what this is?" He shows a packet with something inside

"Yes it's marijuana"

"HA how did you know that" he said looking happy for once

"He looks so happy" nemuri said

"It's labelled" she said in-between laughing. Turning the packet over he muttered a small "damnit" before leaving

"Haha" kaminari, mina, jiro and a few others were on the floor laughing

We are then shown dabi who says
"That is northern whites cannibus indiga"
Aizawa just sighed and looked so done "no it's marijuana"

Dabi sniggered under his breath at the annoyed aizawa who was naw hiding his scarlet face in his scarf

We then see a fustrated aizawa and a calm deku
"I'm just saying you can't be sure it wasn't you" said deku

"Brilliant start" hawks commented

"That's ridiculous of course it wasn't me" aizawa said

"Marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember" argued deku

"I would remember" he said back

"Well how could you if it erased your memory" he pointed out to aizawa who looked to be thinking

"He's got you there " said nezu drinking his tea

"That's not how it works"

"How do you know how it works"
Making aizawa shut up for a minute before he shouted
"Knock it off! Ok? I'm conducting the interview here!"

"NO when i walked that door you said I would be conducting the interview so exactly how much pot did you smoke" he said to a dumbstruck aizawa

"That *laugh* was great" jiro said

"Midoriya just turned the tables so he's not even sure if he's guilty or not" Mina said laughing.

"The look on Aizawa-sensei's face" said kaminari

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