Related to Him! (Yogscast/Hat Films/Ross Hornby) 1/3

Ch57 swimming in a box of teddies

Lexi P.O.V

"Turps! Hurry up!" I call from the common room. I had set up a camera to film us playing Cards Against Humanity. I had gotten the pack of cards and this was go on a be great. It was nearly 10am and Hannah needed me by 11:30 so I was free for an hour and a half. "Okay! I'm coming!" He said as he walked into the room. I laugh. I had played this game before and couldn't wait to see how he'd play it. "Come on then. You know what you have to do." I tell him. He smiles. "I stay out of shot till you say so." I giggle and nod. If I was barely containing my laughter now, I was really gonna fail. So Turps rolled away on a wheely chair and I sat in my own wheely chair. Then I looked over at Turps and pressed record.

"HEY!!!! All my lens buddies. Lexi here with a new series. I'm calling this the Yog Games. Not a special name but it pretty much sums up what this all is." I say to the camera. "So today I have the loudest funniest member of the Yogscast here with me." I tell it as I point to my left. "Noo! It's not Simon! IT'S TURPS!!" I yell as he rolls to fast I screen . Bumping I not my chair and pushing me away a bit. "Hey everybody!" He cheered. I laugh and pull myself back over. "Today me and Turps are gonna play the game....Cards Against Humanity!" I announce. "You know you should add dramatic music there. And make it more sinister." He jokes. I drop the pack of cards in front of him. Making him jump. "Steal my idea yea?" I say sarcastically. He chuckles and I open the cards.

**20 mins later**

"Okay okay. Here we go." Turps laughed as he read out the next card. "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's _______." He read. I look through my cards and laugh at the one I've chosen. "You first Turps." I say. He nods. "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's..." he cuts off and holds up his card. "Scrubbing under the folds." I burst out laughing. "Oh no! That's a mental image I do NOT want!" I cry. He laughs. "Try beat that!" He challenged. I giggle. "Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it's..." I held up the card. "A gypsy curse!" I laugh. Turps laughs. "What do you have to do to a gypsy to get that curse!" I laugh and look through my cards. "I don't see how this can be offensive." Turps said as he shuffled his cards. "Yeah. I know. I just laugh away the insults!" I giggle. He chuckles. "Okay you next." He says. I nod and pick up the next card. "The award of ______ goes to ______." I read. Me and Turps search through our cards and I find the perfect one. "Holy god yes!" I cheer as I read it in my head. "What?" Turps asked as he continued to search. "I've got this in the bag." I tell him. He looks at me. "Go on then." He says. I smile and look at the camera. "Please no one take offence." I smile. I take a deep breath. "The award of not giving a shit about anyone goes to..... GOD!!" Turps snickers. "Okay. You can have that. Only because my cards are all fails." I giggle.

We played for another 40 minutes. Making it an hour. And some of the questions were mortifying. Like how did Turps lose his verginity? Or what would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? I think by the end I was half dead. From either embarrassment or laughing to much. "Okay. I think we're done." I giggle as I take a swig of water. "Yeah." Was all Turps could say. I laugh again. I really need to stop. "Well. This has been Lexi and Turps on Yog games. Playing Cards Against Humanity. Would you recommend this game to anyone?" I ask Turps. He shakes his head. "Fuck no!" I try not to laugh. "Why not?" I squeak. "Because I had to tell people that I lost my verginity to the Pope!" He yelled. I burst into a fresh round of laughing fit. "Even if it is the truth I shouldn't have to reveal it on the interweb!" He cries. I literally fall off my chair and Turps laughs at me. "Okay. I hope you enjoyed the first episode of Yog games. Comment who I should play with next, it can be a Yog member or someone from behind the scenes and what game we should play. Have a GOOD DAY my lens buddies!" I yell before I stop recording. I look at Turps and we both burst out laughing. "Y-you lost your verginity to t-the Pope!" I squeak. "Your grandma likes tenticle porn!" He shoots back. I giggle and get up. Looking at the time. "I'm needed with Hannah in about half an hour. Before that imma go check on my Minecraft." I say. He nods. "Go on. Before we insult each other even more." I goggle and skip to my office. Logging onto the Yogscast complete.