If She Ever Met Orlando Bloom [DISCONTINUED]

Aidan Turner

Aidan: Did I- Did I kill her?

Orlando: *Pats his shoulder* Don't worry mate, she does that when she sees people she think are hotties.

Aidan: 0.0 *Blushes* Oh... Okay...

Tara: Ovaries.... Exploding

Lee: Hey she didn't faint for me... *Frowns*

Peter: Yeah she did.

Lee: *Smiles* Oh okay.

Orlando: *Grins* I'll get a bucket* *Walks off*

Aidan: *Kneels beside Tara* Hey? Uh Tara? *Shakes her* Wake up lady *Gets really close to her face* Wake uppppp.

Orlando: Got some water! *Dumps on Tara and Aidan*

Aidan: *Gasp* Ah! *Falls back*

Tara: *Sits up really quickly* Cold cold cold cold!

Orlando: *Hides laugh* Ooh sorry guys....

Tara: *Starts choking* Dy-Dying... *Coughs*

Orlando: 0.0 *Hits Tara's back*

Tara: *Gasps* Okay..... I'm good.

Orlando: *Sighs* Good.

Tara: *Smirks* But you won't be! *Grabs a prop weapon off of Aidan's dwarf belt.

Orlando: Ah! *Gets up and starts running* Tara no!

Tara: *Chases him* *Slips a little bit*

Peter: I'm not stopping her. DIBS NOT IT!!!!!!!

Lee: NOT IT!

Aidan: Not- uggggghhhh. *Runs off after Tara*

Lee: Oh I know what will bring her back. ...Other than my charming looks of coarse.

Peter: *Rolls eyes* Oh?

Lee: *Smirks, nods* *Cuffs mouth* CONAN IS HERE TO INTERVIEW YOU!!!!

Tara stops

Orlando stops

Aidan skids to a stop running into Tara

Aidan: Oof! *Falls down* Ouch... Sorry

Tara: *Helps him up* *Slips*

*Both fall back down* Whoops....

Aidan: *Rubs head*

Tara: *Snickers*

Aidan: *Smiles*

Both start laughing

Peter: What are they doing?

Orlando: *Walks back to Lee and Peter*

Lee: *Shrugs*

Orlando: They, are both crazy.

Lee: *Laughs*

Peter: Oh not you too.

Tara: *Sits up* *Giggles*

Aidan: *Sits on knees* *Shakes water out of hair*

Tara: *Laughs* You Aidan Turner are a funny guy. Can't wait to be working with ya. *Holds out hand*

Aidan: *Grins* Me too. *Shakes her hand* Right. *Gets up* Let's get you up eh? *Pulls her up*

Tara: This wasn't the best introduction was it?

Aidan: *Shrugs* I've seen worse.

Tara: Like what?

Lee: Hey it looks like they're warming up to eachother

Orlando: *Looks across room to see them still laughing*

Aidan: And then he did this! *Makes funny retarded face and screeches*

Tara: *Bursts out laughing*

Aidan: No no for real, then he went up to shake my hand and said *Uses weird voice, snorts* Two plus two equals walrus.

Lee: *Laughs*

Peter: Ha this guy cracks me up!

Orlando: *Sees Tara on the floor dying of laughter* *Laughs* Pretty funny alright.