I Swear To Guacamole

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Y/n
I swear to guacamole if you don't
give back my headphones
you will die!!!

Unknown number
Who the hell are you?

Y/n
Don't play dumb with me

Unknown number
How did you get my number?

Y/n
Wow we've been friends for
years and now you pretend
you don't know me
Y/n
Rude .

Unknown number
What the hell
Unknown number
I don't even know you

Y/n
Wow I know we haven't
talked in a while but to say you
don't know me kinda hurted
Y/n
I see how it is!!!! Just give me back my headphones !!!!!!

Unknown number
You have the wrong number dumbass
Unknown number
Check the contact again

Y/n
Oops
Y/n
Sorry ಠ_ಠ

Unknown number
Do you have any idea how late it is?

Y/n
It's 2am
Y/n
Sorry ill go die now

Unknown number
Wait
Unknown number
How the hell did you
get my number?

Y/n
It was an accident
Y/n
It's hella late and I pushed
the wrong number
Y/n
Imma add you to my
contacts for when I get bored

Stranger UwU
Don't you dare

Y/n
To late stranger you're added
^w^
Y/n
Then in a few days when
you forget that I exist
ill message you and
confuse you again

Stranger UwU
Or I could block you
now and never speak to the
inferior again, you're annoying

Y/n
Don't be like that
Y/n
Please
Y/n
I promise if you stay I'll make
it worth your time

Stranger UwU
How would it be
worth my time?
Stranger UwU
My time is more precious
then your life

Y/n
Wow rude
Y/n
How do you know? I could
be a very important person
Y/n
I could be the heiress
to some company or something

Stranger UwU
Stop messaging me I'm
trying to sleep I have school
tomorrow

Y/n
Lol what's that

Stranger UwU
School? Figured you wouldn't
know you're a dumbass.
It's a place of learning and education

Y/n
I meant sleep :/
Y/n
I'll have you know I'm
near the top of my class

Stranger UwU
Where? The school for
fools who think they're important?

Y/n
That kinda hurted stranger,
I'm going to cry myself to
sleep now
Y/n
Goodnight (;~;)

Mean Stranger
Whatever

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Word count 394

In terms of words this story will be shorter but in terms of chapters it will be longer! Not to mention the big boi of a last chapter I have planned.

So another story begins, I hope you guys like this story! It's one of my babies and I have a spot in my heart for it.

I will post this story daily so if I forget feel free to yell at me!

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