How to create humans?

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A NEW WAY TO CREATE HUMANS/ BLOOD AND WATER

Tim: I'm so tired. I can't think straight.
Marinette: I need coffee. Damian...
Damian: No. You are not getting any coffee.
Marinette: But then we will die tired....
Tim: And fatigued.
Damian: Get some sleep and drink more water.
Tim: Sleep is for the week, demon. Right Mari?
Marinette:.........
Tim: Marinette, What happened?
Marinette(suddenly serious): Humans are 70% water.
Tim(also turning serious): Yes.
Marinette: And we are humans.
Tim: So we are like 70% filled bottles.
Damian:.....
Marinette: But we have blood.
Tim: Which is like impurities in pure water.
Damian: Stop right there!
Marinette: So water with red impurities is blood.
Tim: Yes.
Marinette: So instead of eating medicines and food to increase blood, we should just drink some water with red impurities.
Tim(gasp): We can make humans....
Damian: What?
Marinette(gasping): If humans are bottles with 70% water with red impurities-
Tim: So to make humans, we just need to fill a bottle up to 70% and add some red impurities in it.
Damian: This is not making any sense!
Marinette: It makes perfect sense! We have now a way to create humans.
Tim: We should discuss it with the whole world!
Damian:(Drops his head on the table)

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