Shape shifting lizards

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SHAPE SHIFTING LIZARDS

Marinette: So vampires are human shaped mosquitoes.
Tim: And lizards eat mosquitoes.
Marinette: Vampire slayers kill vampires right?
Tim: And vampires are mosquitoes.
Marinette: (gasp) vampire slayers are lizards!
Tim: And if vampires are real, then we have shape shifting lizards in Gotham.
Marinette: I want to step on them. Hard.
Bruce who was given the duty of babysitting Tim and Marinette when everyone else fainted at the mere thought: ..........

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