in a far far away toilet- a shrek and mario fanfiction

fourth uh part ze

recap:
"soh how'd ya get here?" shrek asks.

"well, eet's a lonnngggg story, but i can tell it if you want," luigi answers.

"that be appreciated on this boring journey," donkey says.

"well it all began when...."

the two brothers just got a call from a man with a gruff voice informing them his massive, gargantuan, monster sized shit clogged his toilet

mario and luigi then began to walk to the man's house, red toolbox in hand

they prepared themselves for what could possibly be the end of their lives, especially since the radiation of a poop can kill a man (they lost many a good plumber to this rip)

soon they reached the man's house

said man looked much like mr. bobo, from the movie coraline

after hours, the brothers unclogged the toilet, but the man revealed the pipes under his sink were leaking

mario and luigi decided to charge the man extra and fix the pipes

as soon as the opened the cupboard and went to assess the damage the pipes under the sink absorbed the two

as they left the real world they heard the man cackling in a very spooky way

soon the two were dropped off in this new world

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"so that's it?" donkey said. "it wasn't much of a story."

"it iz all the storie though," mario responsed. "though once ze two of us reached this world a strange man walked up to us and told us of the horrors and the princess peach in danger."

"so naturally we had to help," luigi finished.

once luigi said that they all looked around to find that they were sitting around a fire and not walking anymore

they all shrugged and began journeying to bowsers castle