Me: *starts drinking a healthy amount of water everyday*
My body: is this drinking too much water
Me: what, no-
My body: c'mon, let's go back to drinking no water
Me: NO, I need to drink water if I want to stay healthy
My body: well um… we could try actually eating too then, cause like, I'm really sick of only drinking protein shakes in the morning then not eating until dinner
Me: I'm trying! I'm also trying to lose weight…
My brain: if you want to lose weight then we should eat less :D
My body & me: wha- NO-
