BTS Sickfics

Yoongi: The Bear Trap

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Request by amee_1729 :)

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Yoongi's POV -

My idea of fun is not 'camping.' Why would I want to go out, into the dark, away from civilization, from everything I love, and sleep essentially in what is a bag? I have my own bed, that I bought, that I would like to sleep in.

Unfortunately, the other BTS members do not agree with my points of view. They like camping. They think it's fun, and they like to 'bond' with me. Hoseok and Seokjin can get a little funny about bugs, but when they set up the mosquito net, they calm down. Jungkook likes going just so he can get drunk.

So, when we get three days off and are told to 'spend some time together', the others instantly start talking about some camping trip in the woods about 20 miles outside of Seoul. I'm the only one who turns around and says no.

And, just like usual, the others just talk over me, and disregard my own ideas. I think the only person who actually heard me is Hoseok, who looks at me with a small sympathetic smile, but doesn't build up on what I had to say. They continue to chat about what we could do in the woods to bond.

"I know there's a fishing lake there, so we could go fishing and try and make our own fish," Seokjin suggests. He turns to look at me, smiling gently. "Yoongi and I would like that."

I like fishing, but I shake my head. "I don't really like killing them, though. I'd prefer to catch them and just let it go. I only take the ones that actually mean anything. Plus, I don't know how to gut or fish, or would know if it was poisonous."

Seokjin smiles again, his cheeks puffing up and making his eyes crinkle. "I know how to do that stuff, Yoongi. You don't need to worry about that."

Namjoon shakes his head, though, and places his hand on my shoulder. "I don't like eating seafood, hyung. You know I don't. I just can't bear killing something when it comes from the water! It doesn't feel natural."

Seokjin sighs, and doesn't look so amiable this time. The others look at him, waiting for what he has to argue.

"Well, how about this? I can catch fish for all of us, and if you don't want any, then we can bring some ramen and tteokbokki, so at least you won't starve to death."

"Can we have alcohol?" Jungkook interrupts.

Seokjin sighs, seeming to elongate his answer. I can see that he's getting a little annoyed that no one is agreeing with everything he says. He doesn't like debating all that much, and likes things to be straightforward. "Fine. You're paying for it, though."

Jungkook shrugs. "Kay."

Seokjin turns back to Namjoon and I. "So does that work for you guys? If you don'r want the fish, we can just have junk food, and then it'll feel more fun for you."

Namjoon nods his head slowly, considering. "Yeah ... I suppose that would work."

I nod too, but then shake my head, looking at Seokjin increduously. "That might work just fine for you guys, and I like the idea of having a day off the diet, but you forgot the most important point!"

"What?"

"I don't want to go camping!"

Jimin sighs loudly, and punches my arm hard. "Hyung, come on! You can't ruin all of our fun just because you want to be grumpy!"