Is that stripper even female? || Kuroken

25

saturday

"BABYY IM HOMEE"

Kuroo stood up as fast as he can

"Princessss"

They ran to each other

"I missed you"

"How was your trip"

"It was fine"

"Let's eat"

Kuroo went to the bathroom and changed

"Oh, your parents are coming for dinner. Invite you friends" Kylie batted her eyes

"Oh alrighty"

"DAMONNNM" Kylie shouted

"Yes mam"

"Can you help me get sorted out?" she said seductively

"I can ask Nali-"

"NO"

Kuroo looked at her confused

"I-i mean I went shopping so it would be too heavy for Nalia"

"Okay"

Kylie and Damon ran off

"Finally some peace and quiet"

He ate his food in peace until he heard an un-usual ruffle in the bushes

"Who's there" He stood up concerned

"Who is there??"

Oikawa and Bokuto stood up

Oikawa wearing a full hot pink outfit with a pink ski mask and a bedazzled binocular

Bokuto was just wearing all black with a ski mask to math

"Oikawa and Bokuto I know it's you take off your masks"

"Bokuto! You ruined our plan"

Kuroo sighed

"First of all Oikawa what the fuck are you wearing"

"ITS GUCCI"

They burst out laughing

"And two explain why you are stalking me"

"Bro you might get mad and tell Akashi," he said with puppy eyes

"Don't worry bro"

"Okay basically after you left"

Flashback

" I don't know about you all but I hate Kylie and I want her gone"

"DUDE SAME SHE MIGHT FLIRT WITH AKASHI"

"I'm just tired of her flirting with me"

"Let's devise a plan"

-

"So we will set up cameras then have a sex tape recording of Damon and Kylie"

"Oikawa you're a genius"

"Isn't that illegal" Iwazumi said fed up

"No, since everyone knows there is are cameras everywhere in his house"

"Well we don't have much time we gotta go"

"Okay IWA-CHAN BOKUTO AND I ARE GOING TO KUROO'S HOUSE AND I KNOW YOU HAVE THAT MEETING"

"Yup"

"ALRIGHT LOVE YOU SEXY BYE"

Flashback end