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Jane was talking to Mrs Darby, her teacher, about whales.  Mrs Darby said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

Jane girl stated quite clearly that the Bible says Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, Mrs Darby reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

Finally, Jane murmured, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah, myself.'

Mrs Darby continued, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

Very smartly Jane replied, 'Then you can ask him.'

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