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*Phil's pov*
*Alarm clock beeps annoyingly(author-kun:bruh so relate)*
Welp first day at United High! Good thing Ame finally convinced his parents to pay for the tuition.(author-kun: Yes ame is broke)I don't think I can survive a whole year without him! Ugh I am hungry as fuck tho. Only one way to solve that!
*Martial's pov*
(these are his thoughts) Just eating breakfast when Phil came down. Huh, Phil is acting kinda strange...I wonder...
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6yrs old Phil: Kuya Ame look! *points to butterfly*
7 yrs old Ame:Oh cool Phil! Want me to catch it for you?
(il add tiny before there name to show there ages cause im a lazy potato)
Tiny Phil: Sure kuya Ame!
Tiny Ame: Alright! *walks over with jar*
*11 yrs old Martial and 13 yr old Russia playing soccer*
Tiny Martial: Bet you a amazon gift card of you score against me!
Tiny Russia: Your on!
(Author-Kun pretending to be sports commentator: Tiny Russia kicks hard! He hits...Ame!*Author-kun dissaperes*)
Tiny Ame: *falls*
Tiny Phil: Don't worry kuya Ame! Il save you! *tries to catch Ame*
Tiny Ame and Tiny Phil: accidentally kiss (Author-kun: Its not original but its the best i'v got ok?)
Tiny Martial: Puta! Punyeta ka Russia!
Tiny Russia:What the hell is that supposed to me you suka!?!
*Tiny martial and Tiny Russia proceed to say insults that the other one doesn't understand*
Tiny Ame: *mother of all nosebleeds goes out of his nose*
Tiny Phil: *develops a crush on Ame*
*flashback ends*
*Martial's pov*
Does Phil have a crush on ame? Does Ame have a crush on Phil? Both? Maybe Del knows...
*Time skip cause im too lazy to make a breakfast scene*
*Phil's pov*
We were just watching the news in the living room when...
*3rd person pov*
TV reporter: We are coming to you live at Atlanta, Georgia where riots have broken out
Phil: What!?! Riots!?!
TV reporter: The riots have been caused by (I really don't want to say his name cause it makes me uncomfortable)'s death due to a restricted kneeling position used on his neck by a police officer for more than 8 minutes the suspects involved are- *Del turns it off*
Phil:Bruh
Del:Cmon lil bro you gonna be late for your first day at United High!
Phil: Oh yea I almost forgot! *runs to his room to prepare his bags*
*Phil's pov*
Oh crap I feel bad for Ame. He's already got enough to deal with.I heard the Mexican drug trade is really bad and its hurricane season. Now this? I should get him a gift when I have time.
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