The English version first:
Scotland
So once there was the Irish gal who said she was Egyptian, no idea why?
Irish gal:
I'm queen of Munster because I'm from a different country
People of Munster:
Makes sense
Queen Irish gal:
Let's go up to this place that the guy in the east told me about-
Munster people:
Sure
*The arrive in Scotland after like a long time*
Irish gal's relatives:
Well this is ours now
The Viking/Scottish People:
What but we own this place
Munster people:
Nah not anymore
The Viking/Scottish People:
Bruh
Munster people:
What should we call this place
Irish gal's relatives:
Scotland land of the Scots
Munster people:
Why
Irish gal's relatives:
Because me mum's name is kinda close to scoirie witch sounds like Scoira witch sounds like Scor witch is basically Scot
Munster people:
Makes sense
The Irish version:
Albain in Gaelic
Alba in Scots Gaelic
Some Greek dude:
Yo, I'm writing a book, I wanna add you guys because you tell good stories like me-
King of the biggest Kingdom in Ireland, An mí:
Ok (in his head: Wtf is this hobo saying I don't speak Keyboard smash)
Greek dude:
Ok cool your kingdom name?
King of mí:
Uhh we go by many names?
Greek dude:
Uh what's the most complicated one?
King of Mí:
Hmmm
A-albain Alba something like that, I don't really remember
Greek dude:
Ok! Just got to make this sound Greek *Ablaini*
King of mí:
Can't pronounce that but ok?
-A bit later-
New king of mí:
You know what? I want more stuff
*He goes to Scotland*
New king of Mí:
I wonder what to call this place full of random Vikings
The Viking/Scottish People:
Really AGAIN, we just left that bit of our land for you guys!
New king of mí:
*Ignores/ Kills them all*
Hmph I know because I will never come here, I'll name this place Alba after that name we gave to the Hobo tourist guy who kept on keyboard smashing.
