The hated child that became a princess

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WARNING: logic, nothing that makes sense

You've been warned.

Mom: look honey the babies are about to open their eyes!

The babies open their eyes.

Mom: omg! The one on the right looks cute! I'll name her Karen.

The mom looks at the other twin.

Mom: eW! She looks ugly! You name her!

Dad: don't say that! She's cute! I'll name her Katy

Mom's POV: WHY MAH FAVE SINGER-

           At home

Mom: oH kArEn SwEeTiE sAy MaMa!

Karen: m-..mama

Mom: :0000 YES KATY WOULDN'T DO THAT

Katy: dada

Mom: ...oh I BET SHE CAN'T WALK

Katy walks

Mom: YOUR SISTER CAN RUN

Karen tries to run but falls

Karen: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mom: OMG LOOK WHAT YOU DID KATY BISH

Katy: I didn't do anything

Mom: YOU PUSHED POOR KAREN

Karen: I WANT TO SPEAK TO HER MANAGERRRR

Katy: -_- lol

Mom: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

   100000000000 years later

Mom: sweetie wake up! And you Shrek-like creature wAkE tHe f*Ck Up!

Karen and Katy: we're up

Karen and Katy change their clothes and go to school-

Karen sees a boy

Karen: OMG THAT GUY IS SO C U T E E E

Princess/Karen's bestie: OMG IKR

That boi is chillin' with katy

Karen: OMG >:0 KAREN'S STEALING HIM FROM MEEE

Princess: HOW DARE THAT MONSTER

Karen: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

            ClAsS

Teacher: hElLo StUdEnTs!! Today we're seeing our ✨true forms✨

Karen's POV: omg I'll be a hybrid!

Teacher: LuCiFeR yOu'Re FiRsT

Lucifer/the boy Karen was in luv with turns into a demon-

Teacher: omg you're the ultra rare Satan demon thing! Karen you're next

Karen turns into a cat

Teacher: you're a very very VERY common cat

Karen: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Teacher: princess you're next

Princess turns into a bunny

Teacher: you're a vErY common bunny

Princess: REEEEE

Teacher: Ash you're next UnU

Ash/Katy's friend turns into an angel

Teacher: OMG YOU'RE A LEGENDARY ANGEL :000

Ash: yas!

Teacher: Katy you're last

Katy turns into a hybrid

Teacher: OMG YOU'RE A LEGENDARY SHREK, POTATO, COOKIE, CAT, DOG, ELSA, LION, UNICORN HYBRID!!! YOU'RE THE LOST PRINCESS

Karen: OMG F*CK NOOO

Katy: :)

          At le house

Karen: MOMMMMMMM

Mom: WHAT'S THE MATTER KAREN SWEETIE???

Karen: KATY STOLE MY HYBRID POWERRRSSS

Katy: wtf-

Mom: >:0

A guard breaks in

Guard: yo I'm looking for the lost hybrid princess-

Karen: IT'S OBVIOUSLY ME

Guard: blood test, fool

Karen: WHY

Guard: cuz yes, fool

They take blood test

           Tommorow

Guard breaks in again

Guard: KATY'S DA PRINCESS, FOOLS

Karen: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Then they live hApPiLy EvEr AfTeR

(I know, nothing makes sense in here-)

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