Icythot: GUYS YOU WON'T FUCKING BELIVE IT
less-emo bird: YOUR NOT TELLING THEM
icythot: LIKE HELL IM NOT
Kirby: what is it, shoto-kun?
Icythot: hawks. Laid. A. Motherfucking.
✨ E G G ✨
alien queen: OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY
Sparkles: bonjour, my friends, but I think I heard some tea and ✨ s p a r k l e s ✨
Crusty: I really don't wanna babysit a kid if that thing hatches
Icythot: you can dress it to look like All For One
Crusty: as I was saying, you can count on me to babysit
Burnt toast: I don't even know how to be a father what do I do oh my god what if I'm like dad what if I'm a deadbeat no no no I can't be abusive what if I turn out abusive and what if the child doesn't like me what if they hate me what if hawks doesn't want to keep it
Icythot: hold on, I have a stupid malfunctioning brother to take care of
Less-emo bird: babe, I can assure you, I want to keep the baby
Less-emo bird: in fact, I might need help naming the baby
Alien queen: I thought you'd never ask
Kermit: listen bitch, us girls got you
Kirby: yeah, I wouldn't listen to any of the boys for name options
Icythot: RuDe
Hardcore lesbian: you should name it Nakano
(Name meaning warrior in Japanese)
Less-emo bird: OH- MY GOD- YES
Icythot: dammit that's really good
Less-emo bird: it's official, when the baby hatches, their name will be Nakano
YOU ARE READING
Todoroki chat fic
FanfictionSo this is basically the todoroki family on their daily dose of crack, but in a texting format. Also, pray for the class of 1A. Kill me now
