Burnt toast: hey sho
Icythot: hm?
Burnt toast: remember that one time me, you, and natsuo took a sled and rode down the roof?
Alien queen: excuse me bitch what?
Icythot: lol yeah
Icythot: I broke my leg
Bakuhoe: I'm seriously worried about everyone in your family's mental health
Discount pikachu: you care about shoto and his family?
Bakuhoe: STOP SOUNDING LIKE MINA, YOU FUCKING LIVING CHARGER
chicken wings: I have an idea
Icythot: I'm scared, I didn't think it had a brain
Chicken wings: AHEM- before I was so rudely interrupted by shoto's pettiness, I was going to say that we should take a trip down the Todoroki memory lane
Icythot: 1 question, am I going to have a ptsd driven panic attack?
Chicken wings: nO
Bakuhoe: you seriously need therapy
Icythot: I know
Icythot: :)
Fuyumi: I'll pretend like shoto isn't mentally unstable and go first!
Fuyumi: remember that one time we all spray painted dad's bedroom?
Icythot: I thought we said no ptsd
Burnt toast: how the fuck does that trigger your ptsd?!
Icythot: the aftermath
Natsuo: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Fuyumi: ohhh yeahhhhh..... so most of these flashbacks end in shoto getting beat up by our father
Bakuhoe: shoto seriously, I'm getting you a therapist
Icythot: NoOoOoO
Alien queen: are we gonna ignore the fact that Bakugo doesn't yell at shoto, but when we freaking breath, he screams at us
Bakuhoe: SHUT THE FUCK UP PINKY
burnt toast: why do I feel the desire to trigger shoto's ptsd
Icythot: why do I feel the desire for you to die?
Burnt toast: tea. Kettle.
Icythot: hAhAhAhA bYe
Fuyumi: TOUYA NO
burnt toast: TOUYA YES
Burnt toast: perfect child
Icythot: yOu CaN sToP nOw
Kermit: this is a bit uncalled for, I don't want shoto having a panic attack
Bakuhoe: yeah I'm not sitting through an hour of shoto shaking and crying
Alien queen: you've helped him with his panic attacks before, Bakugo? And...are you sure that's the reason you don't want him having a panic attack..?
Bakuhoe: MINA I SWEAR TO GOD-

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Todoroki chat fic
FanfictionSo this is basically the todoroki family on their daily dose of crack, but in a texting format. Also, pray for the class of 1A. Kill me now