And the Chaos Ensues

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Annika created 'Jericho'

Annika added Markus, North, Josh, Simon

Annika: Hey y'all, I thought making a group chat for us might be good for us to coordinate Jericho stuff

Markus entered the chat

Markus: Jericho stuff?

Annika: I didn't know what to call it ok!!! I almost called it missions but idk that doesn't sound right.  Words.  They evade me.

Simon entered the chat

Simon: Well I mean 'missions' at least sounds better than 'Jericho stuff.'

Annika: fINE, bullies.  Missions.  This group chat is for coordinating missions

North entered the chat

Josh entered the chat

North: Oo missions, sounds badass

Josh: Sure

Annika: I see the man of few words has entered

Josh: Only a man of few words becuz the author is unsure how to characterize me ://

North: Hey can we change names in the chat

Annika: ye

Annika changed 'North' to 'Bitch'

Bitch: hEY

Markus: Be nice, Annika

Annika changed 'Markus' to 'Dad'

Dad: Really?? I don't even look remotely like your father.

Bitch changed 'Annika' to 'Daddyslittlegirl'

Simon: Kinky

Daddyslittlegirl: Are u kidding me

Bitch: N o

Bitch changed 'Dad' to 'Daddy'

Daddy: North, please

Josh: Hey, why isn't Connor in here?

Bitch: And I oop-

Daddyslittlegirl: being in this group chat would overload the sweet boi's circuits

Simon: Tru dat

Josh: Fair

Bitch: So, Markus, how that bill goin

Daddy: Hmm?

Bitch: Oh u know what Im talking abt

Josh: Yall are talking bout the android human marriage bill, right?

Daddyslittlegirl: Wait Markus?? Is this true???

Daddy: Yes, I've been working on it for a while.  I think I'm pretty close to getting it passed.  It was sUpPOsEd to be a surprise

Daddyslittlegirl added Natalie

Natalie changed 'Daddy' to 'RoboJesus'

RoboJesus: Ra9, not this again

Bitch: Ok Natalie doesn't do shit for Jericho why'd u add her

Natalie changed 'Bitch' to 'MegaBitch'

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