Annika created 'Jericho'
Annika added Markus, North, Josh, Simon
Annika: Hey y'all, I thought making a group chat for us might be good for us to coordinate Jericho stuff
Markus entered the chat
Markus: Jericho stuff?
Annika: I didn't know what to call it ok!!! I almost called it missions but idk that doesn't sound right. Words. They evade me.
Simon entered the chat
Simon: Well I mean 'missions' at least sounds better than 'Jericho stuff.'
Annika: fINE, bullies. Missions. This group chat is for coordinating missions
North entered the chat
Josh entered the chat
North: Oo missions, sounds badass
Josh: Sure
Annika: I see the man of few words has entered
Josh: Only a man of few words becuz the author is unsure how to characterize me ://
North: Hey can we change names in the chat
Annika: ye
Annika changed 'North' to 'Bitch'
Bitch: hEY
Markus: Be nice, Annika
Annika changed 'Markus' to 'Dad'
Dad: Really?? I don't even look remotely like your father.
Bitch changed 'Annika' to 'Daddyslittlegirl'
Simon: Kinky
Daddyslittlegirl: Are u kidding me
Bitch: N o
Bitch changed 'Dad' to 'Daddy'
Daddy: North, please
Josh: Hey, why isn't Connor in here?
Bitch: And I oop-
Daddyslittlegirl: being in this group chat would overload the sweet boi's circuits
Simon: Tru dat
Josh: Fair
Bitch: So, Markus, how that bill goin
Daddy: Hmm?
Bitch: Oh u know what Im talking abt
Josh: Yall are talking bout the android human marriage bill, right?
Daddyslittlegirl: Wait Markus?? Is this true???
Daddy: Yes, I've been working on it for a while. I think I'm pretty close to getting it passed. It was sUpPOsEd to be a surprise
Daddyslittlegirl added Natalie
Natalie changed 'Daddy' to 'RoboJesus'
RoboJesus: Ra9, not this again
Bitch: Ok Natalie doesn't do shit for Jericho why'd u add her
Natalie changed 'Bitch' to 'MegaBitch'
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