/ Red vs Blue X Male OC Season 5 \

S5 • E2 - Got Your Back

Church: "What the hell is that tapping noise? Sounds like Morris Code."

Simmons/Shadow/Ash: "Morse."

Church: "Sheila, if Simmons or Shadow corrects me again, please make them blow up."

Sheila: "Ah huhah, sounds like fun." She trains her turret on Grif and Simmons and Shadow.

Church: "Well what does it say?"

Grif: "It says "tap tap tap." We don't know."

Simmons: "We were trying to translate it when you showed up an interrupted us."

Church: "No, when we interrupted you, you were standing around doing nothing. Just like the last fifty times we interrupted you guys. Oh wai-wai-wait, listen listen! Listen, it says, "Red... sucks... balls." Hey, look our new ship can talk! And it knows things. That's a good ship."

Simmons: "It's not your ship, it's our ship. We called it, and it came."

Church: "I don't know, I don't see any markings on it. And I don't think Zeta is picking up any red team radio channels from it."

Simmons: "It landed on Donut!"

Sheila: "That was fantastic."

Ash: "Yes!" (cheers under his breath)

Church: "How in the heck would that mean- oh wait, the pink guy? Oh, I actually liked him!"

Grif: "Seriously, what's with all these feelings for Donut? I can understand why Ash hates him, but seriously! Why do you all have positive feelings for Donut?!"

Simmons: "You can't have the ship."

Church: "I'm not asking for it: it's already ours. Right Sheila."

Sheila: "Actually, I kind of like it. I think it is mine."

Church: "Hey are you okay?"

Shadow: "I think there's something wrong with the tank." He says under his breath.

Grif: "Yeah, I noticed."

Shadow: "I've got an idea."

Grif: Whoa, okay hold on a second. Before you get too deep in to this, let me tell you that we don't exactly have a good track record when it comes to our plans and that tank.""

Simmons: "Come on Grif, I think Shadow thinks the tank's malfunctioning."

Grif: "Well only one part of it has to function for me to get turned in to a cloud of orange mist."

Church: "Okay, just be cool."

Sheila: "I am cool. You be cool."

Sarge: "Bad news, fellas, I couldn't find that levitation ray, but I did find the remote control to- hey, what's goin' on out here?! Whaddaya think you're doing you lousy Blue?"

Church: "Ash and I are just trying to figure out what the deal is with this spaceship."

Sarge: "Dibs!"

Grif/Shadow/Simmons: "Too late."

Sarge: "Dangnabbit! Why do I ever leave you people to guard anything? Everybody knows about the International Dibs Protocol! And the No Takebacks Accord."

Sheila starts driving off.

Church: "See guys, this is our ship. And by ours, I mean mine, Ash's, and our... eighty ton... ...friend."