Fade into the caves where the Reds are.
Grif: "PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! What's the one thing I told you? Don't embarrass the family!"
Simmons: "I don't think she's embarrassing -whoa, why is she doing splits?"
Sarge: "Huh, is this that Facebook thing I keep hearing about?"
Simmons: "Does this thing take dollar bills?"
Shadow: "You people are disgusting!"
Grif: "Come on, that's my sister! And you're looking at her naked!"
Simmons: "So? She's not our sister."
Grif: "Stop looking at her!"
Simmons: "Why does Donut get to look?"
Donut: "Hey, why does the Blue base get so much more natural light than ours? It gives the interior a much more airy and open feeling."
Grif: "That's why Donut gets to look."
Sarge: "Ohhh, look, she's puttin' her armor back on. (Feels Shadow and Grif's glares) Uh, I mean, oh look, she is putting her armor back on. Good work Soldier!"
Grif: "Don't patronize me."
Simmons: "It looks like the Blues are having some kind of meeting."
Sarge: "What? I knew it. They're coming to attack our base. Dirty backstabbers."
Donut: "I thought the Blues were supposed to attack us?"
Sarge: "Dirty frontstabbers! Simmons, what're they saying?"
Simmons: "I have no idea. I can't find the volume on this monitor. And without any sound it just looks like a bunch of helmets bobbing up and down."
Sarge: "Is that how they talk? They look ridiculous."
Shadow: "But... don't WE talk like that Sarge?"
The whole room was silent.
Cut to the Blues all gathered on top of Blue Base.
Church: "Alright, Vic called and said we should attack the Red base right away. I don't know why but, I guess we're gonna do it."
Ash: "Why now?"
Tucker: "Attack? Shouldn't we call soldiers or the military for something like that?"
Church: "And for some reason he thinks it's a good idea for some of us to go through the caves."
Tex: "Why?"
Church: "I don't know, who cares? So, me and Tex and Tucker are gonna go right up the middle."
Tucker: "What about my kid? He can't go in to battle!"
Church: "Doc, Sister, and Junior, you guys go get lost in the caves."
Tucker: "Oh."
Church: "We'll find you after the battle's over. Unless we die, in which case we won't find you, and you're gonna have to find us. And if that happens I want to be buried as far away as possible from these three."
Tucker: "Yeah, and I wanna be stuffed and put on a couch with a cooler full o' beer, a bag full of cheese puffs, non-stop reruns of Baywatch and- ah, you know what, it's all in my will."
Caboose: "What about me? Can I get lost too?"
Tex: "No Caboose, Ash and I need you to stay here and watch Sheila."
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/ Red vs Blue X Male OC Season 5 \
FanfictionRed vs. Blue Season 5 x Male OC The fifth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and marks the end of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Three new arrivals keep the Red and Blue armies on their toes as they fight, bicker and argue for control of t...