"Behold the wonder of nature!" Thomas yelled from the top of a hill
"Why are you yelling you dickwad!" y/n yelled back behind the camera
"I was trying to be dramatic!"
"Ohhhh tommy being dramatic." Y/n giggled wandering off towards the woods "It's for his craft..."
"Hello" he waved as he ran up to y/n with his backpack
"Are you done yelling at nature?"
"Yes I am" he laughs "nature is my bitch now"
"Is it? is it Thomas? nature is you bitch?"
"yes. Nature is my bitch"
"Well, if nature is your bitch how about you put up a tent"
"Nature will make me shelter" he smirked "if I command it to"
"put up the tent Thomas before I kick you in the crotch"
"fine" he sighed
"I shall make fire" y/n smirked
"You shall be the fire queen"
"I shall. you can set up my tent" she says "Fun fact time we only have one tent because when I suggested going camping and I asked Thomas if e had a tent he looked at me like If I five-year-old to explain quantum physics"
"No, I was just kinda like... well no because I live in london. and I don't live in nature"
"London has nature"
"where?"
"like hyde park?"
"Hyde park is not nature."
"There... is grass in your garden" I explain
"That is true."
Y/n sat with the fire cooking still filming while Thomas tried and failed to pitch a tent, but eventually did it.
"The man has bested the nature!!"
"Indeed I have!" He smirked excitedly "what have you done?"
"I have made fire. and toast"
"Yes, I have built shelter! and you have prepared food! we can nature!"
"I have prepared sustenance for the man who builds shelter" she laughs "I'm a wilderness wife"
"A what?"
"A wilderness wife. given lack of anything else"
"true. that would make you my wife. while in the wilderness."
"Go fetch wood wilderness husband!"
"make me abed up wilderness wife"
"Go hunt"
"Go birth something"
"Build me a bigger shelter"
"make me more food"
"I miss my phone..."
"yeah, we would not do well in the wilderness" he sighed, "That and I think we would get maybe two days before we would murder each other."
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The Scandal (Thomas Brodie Sangster)
FanfictionThe scandal of it all! Tbs has long been a feature of y/n's videos online but maybe the cameras been catching more then anyone realizes. And after all this time and all these videos, an editor decides she's had enough of hiding there secret.
