Naruto X Male Reader

Chapter 5

Not mind

Chapter start

Author chan PoV

"Sakura in position" Sakura said
"Hn" Sasuke well hned
... "Um, did I miss it?" Naruto asked
"Idiot" Sasuke said
"Kurayami ?" Kashi questioned
"Cute little kitty cat" Kura purred ( his new name is now Kura because Kurayami is to long)
"Huh ?" Team 7  questioned

And now they see Kura holding a cat
"Is that the cat ?" Kashi questioned

"Yup" Kura said popping the P

Times Skip

Team 7 is gave the cat to the Land of fire's feudal Lord? (What do they call it). Who squished it to death, Naruto laughing at it's demise, Sakura realizing while it ran away and Kura feeling sorry for the kitty

"Thank you" She said, bringing the whole if team 7 into a hug but was dodged by Kura

"Yeah, no" Kura said

Times Skip

"Team 7, good job, you have some other missions like babysitting, potato farming bla blah because I almost sleep. Then Naruto made his hands in an X shape whining about the missions are chores

"Obviously it's because you can't do anything right" Kura said unamused

"Hey, I've had enough-" Naruto yelled

"Have you forgotten what happen last time you challenged me Na-ru-to" Kura said in an eery voice, making everyone shiver me timbers (sorry I had too). And Naruto kept his mouth shut immediately. Then the Hokage started his lecture that made author chan want to sleep, when he saw no one was listening he faked a cough, snapping everyone out of their thoughts especially Naruto who was thinking.about which ramen he would have for dinner.

"I'm sorry Lord Hokage" Kakashi said

"I want a real mission, bit these chores, I'm not the brat that needs to be taken care of, I'm a real ninja and I want real ninja missions" Naruto said

"Why you bla bla" Iruka said and author chan didn't feel like going lectures because I don't even know what they said

"Now, now Iruka, Naruto wants to prove that he is a former brat, and not a brat" Hokage said

"Okay, I'll give you a C-rank mission, a protecting mission" The Hokage said

"Who are we protecting, a princess, a a feudal princess" Naruto asked

"Like they would allow someone like you protect someone important" Kura said half asleep, making Naruto growl but do nothing because if fear

"Bring him in" Hokage said

And now a man that smells like booze and is also completely drunk is came in

"So snot nosed brats are supposed to protect me, and you shortstuff are you even a ninja"

"Ha who's the shortie" Naruto asked

They hurdled together, Sasuke tallest then Sakura, then Naruto then Kura

"Ha" Naruto said

"He/I actually meant you" Everyone said to Naruto

"Arrgh, I'll kill you" Naruto said trying to lunge at the man, only to be swept of his feet by Kura and fell face first

"What was that for" Naruto asked angrily

"You can't kill the one you're supposed to protect, even I know that" Kura said sleepily

"Are you okay ?" Kakashi asked

"Not really, I'll tell you later" Kura replied

Kakashi nodded worried for his student