Stan and Bill
Stan🐦: hey, wanna go bird watching?
Bill❤️: yeah! sounds fun:)
Stan🐦: see you in a bit, love you
Bill❤️: love you too
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Eddie and Richie had been dating for a little over two weeks now and the losers were all talking nonstop again.
Losers Club
Bev: those Cinnamon Toast Crunch trolls r cannibals
Eds: I hated those commercials
Rich: I always thought they were highly enjoyable
Bill: Stan just saw a bird and began freaking out bc he said it was rare🥰❤️
Bev: *meanwhile rich and Eds*
Rich: I love u bitchhh❤️
Eds: I ain't ever gonna stop loving u, bitchhh🥰
Mike: so anyways..what about benverly?
Bev: no idea what language ur speaking, sorry<3
Rich: ahem
Rich: *sips benverly tea*
Rich: I got screenshots of u guys
Bev: don't u fucking dare
Bev: or I'm leaking ur shit>:(
Rich: pfft, u got no shit on me
Bev: Richie once bought spongebob cereal and got upset that there was no edible sponge in there, want me to continue with your embarrassing moments?
Eds:uHm..anyways sO
Eds: the wheels on the bus go round and round
Bev: round and round
Mike: the wheels on the bus go round and round
Stan: as they run over Richie:)
Rich: *dies from bus*
