SAARC: This is it! This is the final straw!
Sri Lanka: Wait, we’re out of straws?
Nepal: No, I thought I saw some in the kitchen.
Bhutan: You guys actually use straws?
Sri Lanka: No not usually, but Maldives likes them so if I’m out I’ll usually pick some up.
Nepal: Well don’t get paper straws.
Maldives: Oh, they make metal straws now! We can grab some of those!
Bhutan: What’s wrong with just regular plastic straws?
Afghanistan: The turtles, Bhutan.
Bhutan: Turtles don’t use straws.
Afghanistan: I-I know, that’s not what I was trying to-
Pakistan: Alright alright, first things first we need to work out if we even need more straws. Okay?
Bangladesh: Well SAARC just said he used the last straw.
India: Well, maybe he was lying.
Maldives: Why would he lie about something like that?
Afghanistan: Ask him yourself. He’s climbing out the window right now.
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Incorrect Quotes: Book 3 (SAARC Countries because they need love)
HumorIf you haven't read Book One and Two, you should! So, Basically all the countries of South asia in one big mess. Stay safe guys
