【CHAPTER 8: ENOUGH CRACK TIME FOR ANGST ENDING WITH FLUFF】

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Chat Names

Class 1-A
Yuga Aoyama - Future Drag Queen
Mina Ashido - Xenomorph
Tsuyu Asui - CALL ME TSU DAMN IT🔪
Tenya Iida - 1-A's Dad
Ochaco Uraraka - We All Float
Mashirao Ojiro - Furry
Denki Kaminari - Pikachu
Eijiro Kirishima - Ctrl C
Koji Koda - The Embodiment of Purity
Rikido Sato - Captain Diabetes
Mezo Shoji - Hentai
Kyoka Jiro - Earrape
Hanta Sero - Knock-Off Spiderman
Fumikage Tokoyami - Emo Birb
Shoto Todoroki - Icy Thot
Toru Hagakure - John Cena's Daughter
Katsuki Bakugou - Angry Pomeranian
Izuku Midoriya - Savage Broccoli
Minoru Mineta - Living Trash
Momo Yaoyorozu - 1-A's Mom
Kyatto Sanda - Waifu Toothless
Okami Tsuki - American Werewolf in Japan

Class 1-B
Yosetsu Awase - HEADBANDS
Sen Kaibara - Bob the Builder
Togaru Kamakiri - A Bug's Life
Shihai Kuroiro - Soot Sprite
Itsuka Kendo - 1-B's Big Sister
Yui Kodai - Biggering
Kinoko Komori - Toad
Ibara Shiozaki - Verified in the Eyes of God
Jurota Shishida - The Beast
Nirengeki Shoda - 1-B's Big Brother
Pony Tsunotori - My Little Pony
Kosei Tsuburaba - The Goat
Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu - Ctrl V
Setsuna Tokage - Dino Dan
Manga Fukidashi - Doujinshi
Juzo Honenuki - Attack on Titan
Kojiro Bondo - Elmer's Glue
Neito Monoma - Kazoo Kid Looking Ass
Reiko Yanagi - Sadako Yamamura
Hiryu Rin - Dragon Tales

Other Students
Hitoshi Shinso - Sleepless At UA
Mirio Togata - The Sun
Nejire Hado - SHOCKWAVE
Tamaki Amajiki - If Lost, Please Return To The Sun

Teachers + Pros
Nezu - Smartass Mickey Mouse
All Might - Ass Might
Aizawa - Eraserdaddy~
Present Mic - Presentation Michael
Midnight - Kinky Bitch
Ectoplasm - Masked Singer
Power Loader - Rubble
Vylad King - Dracula
Recovery Girl - Grandma
Lunch Rush - WALL-E
Hound Dog - Cujo
Cementoss - Cinderblock
Snipe - YEE-HAW🤠
Thirteen - S U C C
Gran Torino - I AM SPEED
Endeavor - Number 2💩
Hawks - Chicken Nuggie
Best Jeanist - Jeanius
Edgeshot - TMNT
Mirko - Officer Hopps
Tensei - GOTTA GO FAST
Kamui Woods - The Lorax
Mt. Lady - THICC
Fat Gum - Totoro

Group Chat Name: UA Bitches

1-A's Dad: Who is listening to "Popular Monster" by Falling in Reverse at 3 AM?

Angry Pomeranian: WHOEVER IT IS, NEEDS TO TURN IT OFF!! I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE OF IT!!

American Werewolf in Japan: That song fucking S L A P S

1-A's Mom: To whoever is listening to that song ... are you okay?

Pikachu: So we're just gonna ignore the fact that Iida knows that song?

1-A's Dad: I didn't until tonight. I Googled the lyrics I heard.

Waifu Toothless: That makes sense.

Kazoo Kid Looking Ass: Oi! 1-A! Stop blowing up everyone else's phones! We're trying to sleep!

Sleepless At UA: Bold of you to assume some us get sleep.

If Lost, Please Return To The Sun: ^

Soot Sprite: ^

Emo Birb: Sorry, it's me. I'll plug in headphones.

1-A's Dad: Thank you. Now let's go back to sleep!

American Werewolf in Japan: Bold of you to assume I was sleeping before Fumikage decided to start blasting music.

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