Max's biggest fear!!!

Facin your fears.

(In shorts I'm gonna use the old list conversation format. It's just a little funner)

Max has always feared hot dogs. For some reason in his head he thought they were made of dead dogs in a conspiracy. Every time there was a bbq involving hot dogs he hid inside!

Until one day...

Mackenzie: hey son want some hot dogs during the bbq?

Mackenzie had barley come back from being homeless for so long. He had not known that max was so scared of hot dogs.

The second he heard the 2 dreaded words he almost snapped.

Max: uhhh. No thank you dad!

Mackenzie: ok then! I'll be outside cooking!

Chloe walked in to Max's room

Chloe: Why don't you like hot dogs sweetie?

Max: they're made of dead dog!

Chloe gave a confused look.

Chloe: oh my goodness. Max for the last time Hot dogs aren't made out of dead dogs.

Max: then what are they?

Chloe: I don't know. I think beef. Maybe pork!

Max: that's what they want you to think!

Chloe: who?

Max: DA GOVMENT

Chloe: me and your father both work for the government...

Max: oh. YOUR PART OF DA ORDER OF DAT HOT DOEG

Chloe: what of the what?!

Max ran away waving his arms around screaming out the front door.

Chloe: max! Come back what are you doing?!

Max: must escape the order!

Mackenzie walked in

Mackenzie: what's goin on?!

Chloe: oh yeah. Max is scared of hot dogs.

Mackenzie: that's crazy talk! Let's go get him!

They ran after max who then rapidly knocked on hunter's door.

Hunter answered

Hunter: oh hey max what's up?

Max: the order of the hot dog are after me!! You gotta hide me!

Hunter: are you ok max?

Jean then walked up behind hunter eating a hot dog

Max pointed and screamed

Max: CANNIBAL!!!

Jean: what?!

Hunter: I think he's having a hot dog freak out again! I'll get him!

Jean gave a confused look and slowly walked away

Mackenzie and Chloe ran up to hunter.

Mackenzie: hunter can you help us?

Hunter: with max I'm guessing?

Chloe: yes!

Hunter: ok! He went that way

Hunter,Mackenzie and Chloe all ran towards max who jumped into a bush!

Max: them gloopity glops won't find me here!!

He then looked up to see hunter open up the branches

Mackenzie: hey buddy? Why are you scared?

Max: h..hot doooggsss...

Mackenzie: son. I was in the army rangers for a long time. There was never mention of any hot dog order.

Max: but...

Mackenzie chuckled.

Mackenzie: listen son. Sometimes fear could make us act irrational. You can't really believe that there is some hot dog illuminati?

Max: no...

Max bowed down his head in embarrassment

Mackenzie hugged max.

Mackenzie: it's ok son. I know what it's like to be scared of certain things. You don't need to be embarrassed. Now come! Try a hot dog! I promise it's not dead dog! Rangers never lie! We also lead the way...

Max: ok dad...

Max smiled and began to wag his tail a bit

Chloe: thanks for the help hunter! See you at the bbq

Hunter: ok aunt Chloe!

Hunter ran back home as Mackenzie and Chloe walked max home

*later*

Max sat at the table. A hot dog on a plate sitting before him.

He picked it up

Mackenzie: come on son! You can do it! Show that hot dog who's boss!

Chloe: it's just pig meat honey!

Max: I'm sorry brother.

He then took a bite of it. It was delicious.

Max's fear went away as he crazily devoured the rest of it.

Mackenzie: see!

Max: wow... I was such a fool. I've missed out on these for 14 years...

Mackenzie: don't worry buddy! There is plenty more!

Max finally conquered his fear...

The end

(Don't know why I made this! Thought it would be funny!)