helliam meets billdip

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{yep. im doing it again. time to get into shenanagins-}


william:again seri-

*le poof  to billdip*

bill:i sense souls.

William:yeah, were right here?

dipper:*casually looks at him and goes back to writing in his journal* 

bill:who are you...?

henry: im henry afton, and this is my husband, william afton.

bill:*thinkt to himself' he he i could make a deal with one of them and take over there relm...' forgetting tht dipper can hear his thoughts as well as he can dippers*

dipper:dont.even.think.about.it.

bill;sorry short stack.

dipper:*gets pissed that he called him short* BISH WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??*gets up, dropping his journal, and pulled him by the collar down to look at him* 

Bill:my sweet and loving boyfriend that wont do anything to hurt me??

dipper: i will DESTROY you!

bill:where? in bed?

dipper:that too. but you know you never call me short! you forget that i dominate you, right?

william+henry:pfft-

bill:sorry, "yOuR hInEy!"

dipper: i swear to god bill i will murder you.

bill:with you big di-

Dipper;cuts in* SHUT THE HELL UP*blush*

william; imma just*pulls himself and henry through a portal* BYE BISHES!!

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