{yep. im doing it again. time to get into shenanagins-}
william:again seri-
*le poof to billdip*
bill:i sense souls.
William:yeah, were right here?
dipper:*casually looks at him and goes back to writing in his journal*
bill:who are you...?
henry: im henry afton, and this is my husband, william afton.
bill:*thinkt to himself' he he i could make a deal with one of them and take over there relm...' forgetting tht dipper can hear his thoughts as well as he can dippers*
dipper:dont.even.think.about.it.
bill;sorry short stack.
dipper:*gets pissed that he called him short* BISH WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??*gets up, dropping his journal, and pulled him by the collar down to look at him*
Bill:my sweet and loving boyfriend that wont do anything to hurt me??
dipper: i will DESTROY you!
bill:where? in bed?
dipper:that too. but you know you never call me short! you forget that i dominate you, right?
william+henry:pfft-
bill:sorry, "yOuR hInEy!"
dipper: i swear to god bill i will murder you.
bill:with you big di-
Dipper;cuts in* SHUT THE HELL UP*blush*
william; imma just*pulls himself and henry through a portal* BYE BISHES!!
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willry/helliam oneshots! (please request stuff-)
Romancethis book was inspired by @Toastyandere_suki and this is one of my OTP's so, please dont hate on my ship! and for some reason, my friend said william and henry, were siblings...? theyre not btw!