Part V

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Cosmic: so we roastin each other now

Marsh: yep

Cosmic: consider yourself dead >:)

Marsh: alright, lets see what you can do

Cosmic: At least im capable of DOING something, unlike you

Marsh: But you need to have a brain to do things tho... and it seems like you don't have one :)

Cosmic: I think your getting your facts mixed up. The left side of your brain has nothing right, and the right side of your brain has nothing left.

Marsh: I saw that on the internet somewhere

Cosmic: You need to have positive IQ to search the internet :)

Nova: mlao PUT SOME ICE ON THAT BURNNNN

Cosmic: thx dude :)

Marsh: ...

Cosmic: tongue tied?

Marsh: no

Cosmic: then say something

Marsh: no u say something first

Cosmic: Alright, i guess you need starter wheels for roasting :)

Marsh: I think you needa get your facts checked, along with your life.

Cosmic: At least i have a life :)

Marsh: And i have one too.

Cosmic: really? because being around you is really damaging my brain cells

Marsh: you have brain cells?

Cosmic: You can type?

Marsh: yes ofc i can

Cosmic: its a rhetorical question, but i suppose you needa be smart to understand that.

Marsh: ..... ummmmmm

Hamster: is marsh actually losing?

Marsh: grr i hate you cosmic

Cosmic: thanks

Marsh: your wellk

Cosmic: np :)

Cosmic: ok here a reallly easy math question

Dark: watch theres probably a trick to it

Cosmic: I have a basket of 5 apples. I take two apples. How many apples do I have?

Marsh: 2, cuz the trick is you want us to say 3, but its the amount of apples "I" have

Cosmic: nope

Hamster: It's 5, cuz the basket is yours.

Cosmic: nope

Cosmic: its 7, cuz you take 2 apples from somewhere else, so thats 5 + 2 = 7. Can't believe yall don't know how to do first grade addition :)

Marsh: I'm getting tired of cosmic roasting everyone, yall wanna form our own group chat and no invite cosmic,

Cosmic: wait don't leaveeeeee. I have godmode so i can deny your permission.

Marsh: ahh shoot

Cosmic: I also hacked into your godmode and removed it. Now I have all your goos!

Dark: againnnn?!!!

Hamster: WHy am i even hanging out with cosmic

Marsh: .... YOU ARE SO FREAKING ANNOYING

Nova: high five buddy, thx for not stealing mine

Cosmic: np np

Cosmic: bai, and have a nice day!




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