ruby: please stop this y/n!
y/n: ruby you live in a fucking bubble high up on a hill you fucking piece of shit
ruby: what?
(y/n roughly grabs ruby by the shoulders and begins shaking her)
y/n: ruby you are a fucking hillbilly you are a HILLBILLY! I AM A GOD COMPARED TO YOU I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE! YOU ARE A FUCKING HILLBILLY! YOU LIVE ON A FARM! WITH COWS AND PIGS!.
ruby: why would you say that
(ruby runs off crying like a fucking HILLBILLY! while y/n calls a ghost fake news)
(the end)
(zach hadel is a fucking gift to humanity)
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