UMIZUMI | Iwaizumi Hajime ✓

CATFISHED (#GONEWRONG!)

⬤    h.zumi
wednesday, sept. 26, 9:36pm

zumie:
y/n

y/n:
iwaizumie

zumie:
help
im playing royale high
n this girl came up to me saying she wants to "collander" with me
i was just playing the piano 😭😭😭

umie:
WHAT
COLLANDERDHUDHIUDBU
WHAT IS COLLANDER

zumie:
i wish i knew
i think she meant collaborate fhdjfh
shes apparently like a popular musician or whatever 😜

umie:
DO IT
collander w her
get that clout teamumizumi

zumie:
PLS
she wants me to friend her so we can go to her apartment
u should join
ill wait for u

umie:
aw really 🥺

zumie:
smh my head
i cant believe u bullied me for using that emoji
n then went and used that emoji urself 🙄

umie:
shush
i joined
where r u

zumie:
in the cave behind waterfall

umie:
oh how romantic 😳
I LOVE HER OUTFIT WTH
maid outfit maid outfit maid outfit <3

zumie:
i wish u would wear a maid outfit <3

umie:
oh
maybe
where r y'all teleporting now

zumie:
her apartment
NO SHE LOCKED HER APRTMENT
DID U GET IN

umie:
I GOT IN JUST IN TIME

zumie:
BSHHDH
PLS SHE SAW U GET IN NOOO
not the "Who are you?"
people who type w proper punctuation and capitalisation scare me 😖
they make me feel so stupid

umie:
bc u r
haha zumie stupid haha
SHE PRIVATE CHATTED ME TELLING ME TO GET OUT HSGAGAH
i said no hahaha
wow
she is really bad at spelling for someone who types like rhat

zumie:
yeah shes really struggling to spell collaborate
"Get out, please I just want to cilabortae with Unizumi."
unizumi 😏😍
this is prob like some 8 year old
"This is some improtant music business. Get out."

umie:
IMPROTANT 😫
"I am trying to collaorate with him, please leave us alone."
she's really desperate huh

zumie:
NOOO
Y/N SHE PRIVATE CHATTED ME
SHE WANTS ME TO PAYHER IN ORDER TO COLLAB WHAT
ghfjffh i said why n she said
"I trust me, so you should too. :)"
what a businesswoman
i aspire to b like her one day
wait no
am i about to get scammed 😖😭

umie:
HAHA NO WONDER SHE WANTED ME TO LEAVE
leave her alone she's just tryna get that bag

zumie:
but i dont have that much money
HAGAHAH SHE GAVE ME HER INSTAGRAM SO WE CAN DISCUSS DETAILS

umie:
WHATS THE USER
GIMME GIMME 🤲🤲
IWAIZUMIEEEEE
GIVE
ME
HER
USER
🤬🤬🤬

zumie:
@kuroouwu

umie:
aw its private
i just requested
hope i get in 🙏

zumie:
lol me too
WAIT
ONE OF MY FRIENDS FOLLOWS THAT ACCOUNT
brb asking akaashi who that is 😳🙄

umie:
ZUMIE
THEY JUST ACCEPTED MY FOLLOW REQUEST
ITS NOT SOME 8YR OLD GIRL
ITS A HIGHSCHOOL MALE

zumie:
AAAAA
AKAASHI JUST TOLD ME
its one of his friends from training camp 😭😭😭
his name is kuroo tetsurō n hes in nekoma vbc

umie:
plsjdjfjf
crying
this is so unexpected
how do u feel after just being catfished iwaizumie hajime 🤵‍♀️🎤⁉️🤵

zumie:
not too great 😔
i thought i was fr gonna collaborate w someone famous i really wanted that clout

umie:
thats okay bc u still have me
i will give u clout and get all my followers to follow u 😈🥶🥵💯😂

zumie:
omg really
thanks 🙏

umie:
ofc
i love helping out small accounts like urs
OH
THE PERSON ADDED ME TO A GC

zumie:
ME TOO
omg bye
see u there

umie:
bye 📱🏃‍♀️💨