UMIZUMI | Iwaizumi Hajime ✓

A ROYALE HIGH MARRIAGE

( KEYBOARD SMASHING = LAUGHING
el-oh-el = lol but verbal
es-em-aych = smh but verbal
oh-em-gee = omg but verbal )

calling h.zumi. . .

❏ 🎥 🎤 ⊠

[ username ] turned off their camera.
h.zumi turned off their camera.

zumie:
"y/n."

umie:
"yeah?"

zumie:
"i would literally do anything for you, i really would, but why are you calling at like 2am?"

umie:
"oh, were you sleeping? we can call in the morning instead."

zumie:
"yeah, but it's fine. i'm just surprised you're calling so late, but as long as i get to hear your voice, el-oh-el. anyways, how are you?"

umie:
"uh, good. . .i finally got my sister to sleep, hehe. you wanna see the pillow fort i made?"

zumie:
"YES! pillow fort tour~"

[ username ] turned on their camera.

umie:
". . .hey, el-oh-el."

zumie:
"i like the top of your head."

umie:
"thanks. so, uh, here's my pillow fort. . .very cozy. oh, and there's my sister, i guess."

zumie:
"HAHA, why does she sleep like that?"

umie:
"i dunno, she's a little problematic. ew, she's drooling. . .kids are so nasty."

zumie:
"literally, they just be getting their spit and greasiness on everything. es-em-aych."

umie:
"yuh — EW, IT'S GETTING ON MY [ favourite animal ] STUFFED ANIMAL."

zumie:
"OH, I HAVE A [ favourite animal ] PLUSHIE, TOO. except it's R E D 💔 because that's my favourite."

umie:
"LEMME SEE."

zumie:
"hold on, gimme a moment."

h.zumi turned on their camera.

zumie:
"okay, here it is, hehe."

umie:
"oh-em-gee. our plushies are now dating. hashtag relationship goals."

zumie:
"YES. haha, what if we copied them? wink wink, nudge."

umie:
"no, that's plagiarism. let's get married instead."

zumie:
"fjghjf, okay, bet. when and where is the wedding?"

umie:
"right now and. . .OOH, let's get married in royale high, like at the school or something."

zumie:
"yes, okay. lemme get my laptop first. i'll join you in a moment."

umie:
"okay. i just joined a server, el-oh-el."

zumie:
"joining you."

umie:
"where are you?"

zumie:
"i'm at the wheel thing — oh, i found you."

umie:
"where?"

zumie:
"i'm right here, hey. hey."

umie:
"hgjdhfh, where?"

zumie:
"right here. girl — stop flying around like you didn't just walk right into me a few seconds ago."

umie:
"i dunno what you're talking about. where are you?"

zumie:
"i hate you, gfhdjfh."

umie:
"fhfhfhd, no, you don't."

zumie:
"yes, i do."

umie:
"we're literally getting married on roblox, but okay, es-em-aych."

zumie:
"eS-eM-aYcH."

umie:
"i don't sound like that, ugly."

zumie:
"yes, you do."

umie:
"no."

zumie:
"yes."

umie:
"no."

zumie:
"ugh, okay. let's go to the school now. tELePoRtiX!"

umie:
"bfhfhnd, not the cursive voice."

zumie:
". . ."

umie:
". . ."

zumie:
". . ."

umie:
"ooh, we here now, el-oh-el. iwaizumi, are you loaded in yet?"

zumie:
"y/n."

umie:
"yeah?"

zumie:
"i'm glad you're becoming more comfortable talking to me. like on call. your voice genuinely makes me happy."

umie:
". . ."

zumie:
"bye, forget that. that was so — "

umie:
". . .STOP, I'M GONNA CRY, FKFHFKFJ."

[ username ] turned off their camera.

zumie:
"WHAT? NO, DON'T CRY."

umie:
"I WILL."

zumie:
"NO! GHFHSFGT, I JUST FELT LIKE SAYING THAT BECAUSE, LIKE, YOU'RE TALKING MORE THAN LAST TIME? AND YOUR VOICE! IT'S SO CALMING, I LOVE IT. anyway, sorry, PLEASE DON'T CRY."

umie:
"NO, don't be sorry, jfhdhfbn. i — you — me. you're just. . .bfhdhfbv, i've just never had anyone say that to me before. LIKE, YOU'RE SO NICE, I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW."

zumie:
"AW, FJDNHFN, LET'S HAVE OUR WEDDING NOW!"