Cat

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"What have you done to my cat?" Magnus demanded... "You drank his blood, didn't you? You said you weren't hungry!"

Simon was indignant. "I did not drink his blood. He's fine!" He poked the Chairman in the stomach. The cat yawned. "Second, you asked me if I was hungry when you were ordering pizza, so I said no, because I can't eat pizza. I was being polite."

"That doesn't get you the right to eat my cat."

"Your cat is fine!" Simon reached to pick up the tabby, who jumped indignantly to his feet and stalked off the table. "See?"

"Whatever."

-City of Lost Souls

I don't ship Saphael, but I thought the picture was funny.

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