LOL Jokes(2nd books more funny...)

Chapter 24(Think Hard Maybe Restricted)

An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jewl... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work. The next morning, both employees came to work very early. So the manager thought he would fire the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jewl took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait to see who would leave work the earliest, but both employees stayed after closing. Jewl finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her and said, "Jewl, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off." Jewl said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper. The man said, "Hey, this is an old paper, where's the story about the big swindle?" The newsboy ignored him and went on calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"

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