Bring Me Your face you Weasel!

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"shhh everyone we have to be sneaky today" Y/n whispered "Thomas is over right now, he came over because I said I would do him dinner, which to be fair I am going to do. But that was not the primary part of my plan" she explained "Today I am.... shaving Thomas' face weather the dam boy likes it or not" she says "He has no idea that I'm going to do this. But I am. I will chain him to the table if I have to" she smirked holding a razor in her hand. Y/n sneaks out the kitchen towards the living room turning the corner, where Thomas was stood in his jeans and a clean button down setting the table for dinner "Hey Thomas?"

"Hey h- What's that in your hand?"

"Something...."

"Y/n... What are you doing with that razor?"

"What do you think I'm doing Thomas"

"Ohh god. No! I like it! I look older!" he complained 

"You look like a murder!"

"I lot hot!" he argues "Raw Benny watts sexual magnetism!" 

"Benny watts was only sexy because he took his shirt off every other episode!" 

"Did you want to bang benny?"

"Don't change the subject" 

"Answer the question!"

"Yes! But that's not the point Thomas" 

"did you think whitey winn was sexy?"

"That is not the point!"

"You wanted to fuck whitey winn I remember you telling me! you got jealous of lousie"

"it was the characters! not the facial hair"

"I look amazing and you know it"

"Bring me your face you weasel!" 

Y/n then clearly dropped the camera to run after him as he bolted across her house vaulting over her sofa "Thomas! come here to little weasel!"

"Never!"

"Get back here!"

"No! it took me six months to grow this You are not coming anywhere near me with that thing!"

"Thomas get back and let me do it or so help me I am shoving your dick into a pencil sharper!"

"Noooooo! You're not doing it!"

"You let me shave it or you let me wax it Thomas that's the choice your getting!"

"You can take my facial hair when I'm dead! you will have to take it from my cold stiff dead body!" 


The camera then went off and moments later y/n sat on her sofa with a clean shaved and annoyed Thomas, 

"why do I hang around with you?"

"That's a good question Thomas" 

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