Me: Hello
Percy: Hello
Me: So, what do you think of everything you have done? Like, how scary was it to go into the Underworld, travel through the Sea of Monsters, work your way through the Labyrinth, defeat Kronus, get sent across the country, have your memory erased, get stuck in Tartarus, nearly get killed so many times I can't count, and finally, defeat Gaea?
Percy: Eh.
Me: *rolling my eyes* What about when you nearly lost Annabeth twice? (To my readers, I mean in The Titans Curse and in The Mark of Athena.)
Percy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: If that was so scary, than what about you lost your memory?
Percy: I still remembered Annie.
Me: Are you sure you remembered everything important?
Percy: Well... um... wait no! I forgot BLUE FOOD!!
Me: Is that the MOST important thing.
Percy: *sharpens his sword* *chases me around with it*
Me: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The author of this book is unable to complete this interview.
-Percy Jackson
