When Norman wakes up he found out he mixed up the alarm settings, am and pm. He was so stressed, he missed his button bilisk parade at least work hadn't started yet, he works at the scandalous strip club, hes a bartender. He had 1 hour to get ready, so he starts to put on his finest icing but someone pulled a prank on him they messed up his icing so he put on the the wrong one, but he fixed it but that took like 15 minutes. He runs to the bathroom and puts on his candy tüo toothpaste, it smells like bubblegum. Next he flosses, and no not the dance, he makes sure not to forget to use his mint waxxed one. Then he combs his hair using slick sly candy gell. He doesnt forget to put on his bowtie gummy and dress shoes. And he runs out the door at 7:30 (his work starts at 8:00)
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The life of a gingerbread man
Non-Fictiona gingerbread man named Norman who lives a normal yet abnormal life. Norman is a gingerbread man who lives in gingerville (next to santa village) it's not really kid friendly After you read this go read, "a day in the life of an elf" by kylah 57 (n...
