drv3 chatfic 🐸✨

1DayB4School 🤪

11:23AM 18/9/20..

ultimate chaos

pianofreak:
yayyy school is starting tomorrow i cant wait!! 💞

cockichi:
yes you can wait

pianofreak:
??

cockichi:
ugh whatever, 🙄

thot:
oh fuck no i dont want school to start😡

cockichi:
too bad honey🥰

cockichi:
can you guys like stfu and dont talk about school?

robocock:
why not??

cockichi:
shut up you piece of metal

robocock:
im not just ANY piece of metal😠

cockichi:
you said i can make fun of you as much as i want, hohoho, looks how the tables have turned🤩

robocock:
i can never escape your robophobia no matter what i do..😞

cockichi:
go get a dick then we can talk🥱

robocock:
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cockichi:
shuichi plsss come online 😔😔

flatass:
hey guys 👋

cockichi:
stfu wannabe hero

flatass:
im not a wannabe🤬🤬

cockichi:
yes you are, wannabe💕

flatass:
seriously stop your so annoying ugh 😒

cockichi has changed 1 name

wannabe💕:
really??

cockichi:
yeah now go cuddle with your murderer girlfriend or some shit

wannabe💕:
shes not my girlfriend!!1!1!!1!1

cockichi:
then she rejected you😃

wannabe💕:
whats up with you being so angry today???

cockichi:
whats up with you being so annoying today🙄

wannabe💕:
im leaving😤

wannabe💕 left the chat

saiharadesert:
whats going on, kokichi did something happen?

thot:
yeah what crawled up your ass and died?

cockichi is typing...

cockichi:
yeah, somebody stole my panta😤😤 like wtf why would somebody do it, dont know they that 70% of my body contains panta and if i dont drink enough panta a day then i might die of hydration🙄 they're so fucking ignorant like srsly i hope they go die in a hole for all i care 🕳🏃‍♀️ thats not it too they stole my secret hidden 250 panta stash in the basement where i kidnapped ppl and tortured them, they couldve taken the bodies because they rotted and they smell like dogshit im getting angrier than ever, my bet is that its maki harubitch, but seriously like my skin is so pale atm i really need panta i cant even move or walk without panta in my hand im really mad i wanna throw nagitos dog infront of a truck or yeet miu out of the window or anything like that 💀💀