Charles: Come here, Erik
Erik: Okay
Charles: *wheels over his foot* Charles: I'm sorry did I hurt your magnetoe?
Clint: Smack cam
Loki: *grabs kitchen knife* Bitch I hope the fuck you do. You'd be a dead son of a bitch I tell you that.
Thor: *Shivering while wearing multiple layers. As he walks outside.*
Loki: *only wearing shorts *
Loki: Hey uh, who's got the *adjusts sunglasses* sunscreen?
Thor *Standing by the tree freezing*
Loki: *dipping toes into a frozen lake*
Loki: Ooh it's a bit chilly today!
Loki: *dives into frozen water*
Valkyrie: [Texting Loki) Thor's in the hospital, I hope he gets better.
Loki: I hope he does.
Loki: sorry autocorrect, 'dies'
Peter: Hey what's up girl
Wade: Girl you look fierce today and we love it!
Peter: What are you doing?
Wade: If you get a girlfriend you won't have time for me.
Peter: What do you mean?!!?!?
Sam: Small things are always scarier. Because they have less space to bottle up their anger. Vision: That is ridiculous, give me one example of this.
Thor: Chihuahua
Clint: Hornets
Bucky: Tony
Tony: HEY!
Tony: *kicks Bucky in the shins*
Bucky: SEE!
Tony, meeting Guardians: Who's in charge around here?
Quill: Usually it's whoever yells the loudest.
Tony: Guess what I'm about to get.
Rhodey: On my nerves?
Thanos: You wouldn't like me before my coffee.
Nebula: That's so weird because I fucking hate you every all the time.
Thor: Did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?
Loki: Should I have not?
Bucky: Hey how are you y'all-
*T'Challa starts hissing*
Bucky: GET YOUR FUCKING PANTHER BITCH!
Tony: It don't bite
Bucky: YES IT DO!
Tony: We saw you fall.
Quill: I was hugging the ground.
Tony: There were tears in your eyes
Quill: It was an emotional moment.
Bucky: So Sam how is everything?Sam: Actually the chicken was a little dry.
*Bucky spits on food*
Bucky: How about now?
Peter: I wish I could block people in real life
Tony: Restraining order
Loki: Cast them into another dimension.
Natasha: Murder
Loki: I like her answer better.
Sam: Put that candy back I ain't buying you all that meth
*Bucky throws candy at Sam's head*
Sam: Oop try me bitch
Steve: Bucky you are smiling. What happened!
Bucky: Can't I just smile because I feel like it.
Scott: Sam tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Teacher: Hey Peter can you read number 23 for the class.
Peter: No I can not.
*The whole class*
What up I'm Jared 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.
Loki: *picking out phone chargers
with Thor*
Loki: Do you think this one is long enough to tie as a noose?
Thor: What the fuck is wrong with you!
*Dramatic music*
Ultron: Red Robin
Pietro: Yum oh wait- AhhhHHH
Tony: What do you want your access code to the lab to be Peter?Peter: 69420666
Tony:...
Peter: That's my code.
Clint: How much did you pay for that taco?
Scott: You know this boy got his free taco *trips and falls*
Peter: *sneezes*
Clint, from the vents: Bless you.
Peter: God?
Peter: I like your accent where are you from
Shuri: I'm Liberian
Peter whispering: Oh my bad were you from
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Marvel Shorts
FanficJust a bunch of short Marvel shorts. Basically, the ones that are too short to be in my one-shot book. •Two updates every week• -Not common ships roam here-
