Dylan :)
hey there Dyl Pickle
Hello babe.
how is your day going?
Fine.
mine is going absolutely wonderfully thank you for asking!
It's 8 am why the HELL are you so happy?
because I got a black coffee with 2 sugars from your dear friend Isaiah who has been sworn into secrecy of what my identity is, or may his manhood rest in peace.
Fuck I forgot that he's going to know who you are and I'm not.
Ha! Loser!
It's fine I know he'll tell me.
I wouldn't be so sure.
Dylans Pov:
(Isaiah
Dylan)
Isaiah
Hey asshole. Who's the girl I've been texting?
Bro I can't tell you that.
Why the fuck not?
She threatened to cut my ball off then tell the whole school.
Ohhh. So that's what she meant when she said she threatened your manhood... Is she hot at least?
Yeah. I didn't know she was 19 I thought she was our age honestly.
Like you think she's hot?
Did I know just say that you fucking dumbass? Yes she's hot. Like seriously hot. Like I'd hit even though she's fucking 3 years younger.
Alright there bud back off.
You jealous? ;)
No you dipshit. She's just a good girl. Don't try to fuck around with her.
So you're jealous.
Maybe a little.
Ha! No fucking way. I never thought I'd see the day that Dylan Wilde liked a girl.
Doesn't matter though she likes someone else. Speaking of which. There's this girl named Brit. She apparently likes you. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO FOR HER.
Why?
Because she's being a bitch to my girl.
Your girl?
Yes.
You mean 'babe'?
Yes.
Ok fine. I'll ignore all Brits at all costs.
Good. Also stop dicking around with Kat. Just fucking ask the girl out. You've liked her since freshman year you wanker.
Shut up go text 'your girl'.
I'm serious bro.
Okay. I'll figure my shit out. You go figure yours out.
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Texting Dylan Wilde
Short Storya sarcastic, outgoing, girl named Bea Kamerone texts the wrong number when she was trying to reach the postmates guy. Instead, she texts Dylan Wilde, a British, blunt, popular guy who starts out disliking her and ends up finding himself loving their...
