Hermione, Ginny, and Luna One Shots

Ginny's New Boyfriend

"Now you boys play nice with Ginny's new boyfriends," Mrs. Weasley scolded her five sons.

"We'll play nice mum," Bill said, sending a wink towards his mum.

"Unless he's a prat." Mumbled Ron.

"I thought Ginny was gay," Percy said. His family turned to him.

"What?" George asked.

"I always thought Ginny was gay," Percy stated. "She seemed awfully excited when she got to share a room with Ms. Granger and became very close to Ms. Lovegood during her later years at Hogwarts. Not to mention that her crush on Harry Potter fizzled out when she went through puberty."

Ignoring her son, Mrs. Weasley clapped her hands. "Right speaking of Harry, where is he?"

Ron groaned and rolled his eyes. "He's snogging Hermione in the garden."

"Wait wait," Charlie said. "I thought Hermione was with you."

"No, apparently she and Harry started a relationship when I left them during the war."

"Serves you right for leaving them," George said, slapping Ron across the neck.

"Boys stop bickering!" Mrs. Weasley commanded and her adult sons immediately stopped. Just then, Hermione entered the kitchen.

"Is Ginny here yet?" She asked, looking around the kitchen.

Mrs. Weasley shook her head. "Not yet. You wouldn't happen to know who her new boyfriend is would you?"

Hermione didn't even get a chance to answer as Harry hugged her from behind and twirled her around. "Harry!" Hermione said laughing. Harry put her down and started kissing her neck.

"Your laughter is the sound of angels," Harry murmured as he continued to kiss Hermione's neck.

"I think I'm gonna throw up," Ron said in disgust.

Mr. Weasley wrapped an arm around Mrs. Weasley. "Young love, what an astonishing thing."

"Mum! Dad!" Ginny's voice came from the living room.

"In here darling!"

Ginny entered. A man with platinum blonde hair entered behind her. All five of her brothers turned red in the face.

"Hell no." Bill crossed his arms and puffed out his chest.

"What the fu-" 

"Language!"

Steam was practically coming out of Ron's ears. "Seriously Ginny?! Of all the blokes in the world, you had to go and pick the ferret?"

"Nice to see you too Weasley." Draco sneered. Ginny elbowed Draco in the ribs. "Play nice." She hissed.

They all stood in awkward silence for a while. Percy was the first to speak up. "Are you dating Mr. Malfoy because he looks like the male version of Luna?"

"I'm not gay Percy!"