Bad puns and Jokes that'll make you go, "Ha... ha..."

Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.

It's Only Gossip

Imagine your typical, teen student in highschool resisting the urge to consistently blurt out the truth. She's quite known, well respected, and open minded. Now imagine that same teen stuck in a college filled with stereotypical rich snobs. Yes, we all wish her good luck.

Kidnapped by the bad boy

"So what now" "What do you mean so what now, you just got kidnapped and your asking me what now. What type of girl are you?" Katie Moore was your normal average teenager. There was nothing special about her .... She was just herself. She had crazy friends and average grades. She had a normal life which was perfect fo...

The First 30 Days (PUBLISHED)

No one saw it coming. No one could have guessed that the vaccine that was supposed to save lives, would take them instead. Once the death toll started to climb, it took less than a day for the world to change forever. When Bri's roommate suddenly develops a taste for cannibalism, she finds herself trapped in her upst...

Breaking The Bad Boy (Completed)

Ashley Martin has been through more grief than a person experiences in their entire life and carries baggage that no kid should ever entail. Tyler Miller is the school's scandalous bad boy who acts on impulse, blinded rage and will single-handedly destroy anybody who stands in his way. Then all of a sudden, they're th...

Better Sorry than Safe

Every Tuesday during football practice, sixteen year old Sem Bolton finds himself stealing glances at the gorgeous college boy jogging down the path next to the fields. He was his dirty little secret. His guilty pleasure. His unobtainable fantasy: safe and distant on the other side of the chainlink fence. Then, throu...

Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more of...

Xavier

" I have to leave, I know I am your mate, but I have to go towards the land of the humans. So everyone can be safe" I say softly touching Xavier's face. He growled loudly, pushing me really hard against the wall, his hips keeping me captive. His eyes were no longer that beautiful shade of green but instead looking at...

The Devil Is My Guardian

One thing I'll always remember is my parents saying "Everyone has a story" "Everyone has a story with a past, tragic or not. Everyone has a story that is meant to go unjudged, even if it was never told" But sometimes we forget that. Like when I though that my guardian was the devil. Even though he taught me how to lau...

Our Story

I curled under the jungle gym and cried my eyes out. Suddenly a shadow hovered over me. I looked up saw a boy about my age staring at me with a Unknown expression. He bent down and wiped away my tears with the pad of his thumbs. I immediately stopped crying and looked into his bright Emerald eyes. "Why are you crying...