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  • Sailor Mouth ➵ slow but juicy updates
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    Meet Cameron Grant. If he could say everything he was dissatisfied about in his life, he would. If he had the courage to tell his all-time crush Brooklyn Davis that he liked-loved her, he would. If he could curse and swear so much that nobody would ever kiss him, he would. If only he wasn't mute.

  • W T F
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    The title. Warning: very cringy, not a good example of how to act or what to do- and please do not ever, ever try to replicate whatever dynamics or asdkjlf; is going on in the relationships featured This is just here to take tropes I've seen or random ideas I've had and blow them completely out of proportion.

  • Illegal My Ass
    34.4M 839K 52

    Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it. Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules. The judge...

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  • Harry Potter Randomness [Book 1]
    7.7M 387K 200

    Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed...

  • The Tom and Jerry Tale.
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    You'd think from the names that Chad and Brad are most likely brothers. You would've been right if brothers constantly try to choke each other, prank each other and can't stand each other for more than a second. Chad and Brad - as much as they hate their names being way too similar - are arch enemies. With pranks, ins...

  • Memes
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    these are memes I have found

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  • Memes #3 {completed} ✔︎
    1.4M 69.2K 218

    Y'all got issues with memes. So, here's the LAST of the good stuff. AND NO I AM NOT MAKING ANOTHER ONE! DISCLAIMER: I don't cater to your wants ( unless it's a chapter request ) and if it offends you, then take up with me in personal message. CAUSE I DONT CARE IF IT OFFENDS YOU WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE FOR HUMOR PURPOSES...

  • Smash!
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    This isn't your common bad boy story. This bad boy doesn't drive a motorcycle, he isn't rich, he doesn't have tattoos, or risks lung cancer by smoking, and he doesn't love the good girl. He smashed into her life when he tried to rob her. She smashed into his life when she pepper sprayed him. Then he smashed her heart.

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  • You & I
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    Rory's "boyfriend" is Brody, star athlete, most popular boy in school, soon to be homecoming king, and to everyone else single. No one knows their secret makeout spot behind the bleachers, or their secret weekly dates in Brody's room, or that they even speak to one another.

  • Memes
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    Get your daily dose of memes ;)

  • T∃gΛru's B00k of M∃M∃S [Volume 5]
    4.4K 321 200

    *clap* *clap* Welcome to Volume 5 everybody! And like the previous meme books by your truly, you'll find the following in this book: - Stolen Memes (But I give courtesy/credit whenever I feel like it) - Random Images of stuff (But mostly RWBY stuff) - GIFs WARNING: Again, if you are somehow offended by the memes you'...

  • T∃gΛru's B00k of M∃M∃S [Volume 4]
    3.4K 171 200

    *clap* *clap* Welcome to Volume 4 everybody! And like the previous meme books by your truly, you'll find the following in this book: - Stolen Memes (But I give courtesy/credit whenever I feel like it) - Random Images of stuff - GIFs WARNING: Again, if you are somehow offended by the memes you'll see in this book, the...

  • 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 & 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 「𝙊𝙘 𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙠 」
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    ❝𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 ❞ ━𝙑𝙚𝙣𝙪𝙨™

  • Percy Jackson II (Memes And More)
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    The second book of the first original Percy Jackson randomness book on Wattpad. Why? Because you can only have a limited number of chapters which is 200 and I've reached that in the first book. Read the first book before this one! *To all those copycats, I hope the bad stuff you do to me will be reflected to you. Hea...

  • Relatable posts, Teenager posts, text messages, Memes, Etc
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    Funny memes relatable posts teenager posts, text messages #463 in random 11/12/17

  • m y o c ' s
    523 11 43

    Finally making an oc book

  • Psychological Facts
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    All about psychology

  • BOUND (#1, of Crows and Thorns)
    5M 258K 99

    | This entire story is FREE with only a few Paid Exclusive Chapters | When Nelle is forced into an arranged betrothal, she struggles to keep her dark powers hidden from her soon-to-be husband. She's desperate to keep him from discovering her secret because her entire family and everyone she loves will be annihilated...

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  • wattpad dictionary!
    697 68 9

    this is a dictionary for all terms made by me/my friends! ~ sincerely, a retard.

  • Fraternizing with the Enemy
    10.5M 489K 44

    (alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a l...

  • Malevolent
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    When Amra gets kidnapped by a demon, she imagined she'd be dead within the second and yet he seems hell bent on proving to her that they are more alike than she cares to admit. Twisted, unpredictable, and wrapped with dark humor and sexual tension, Dante will stop at nothing to get Amra to sign his contract and own he...

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  • CAGED (#3, of Crows and Thorns)
    2.3M 126K 105

    | FREE STORY w/ Paid Exclusive Chapters | ''I'm not your prince, little bird.'' I ran my fingertips up the right side of his throat, following the swirl of wyrmfire ink to cup his cheek. His thick black eyelashes lowered as he arched into my touch. ''I never wanted a prince,'' I told him. It was true. I had never wa...

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  • Psychological Facts
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    Facts about the human body and mind that make you think.... "We are basically just retarded sloths" Read for your enjoyment or for the possibility of learning how to manipulate others (actually please don't) AUTHORS NOTE: Soon I will be adding in random facts because it is both enjoyable to read and i'm running low o...

  • Geniusationship [18+] COMING SOON
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    "A Geniusationship. The way in which two geniuses fuck each other merrily to maintain the balance of their adroitness. Now, get on your knees. Ass up." * In which two crazy geniuses hate and fuck each other to maintain the sanity of their mind. Or else they will kill each other and start a war between the Mafia family...

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    kinky smut 😏

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    sequel to kinky 😉😉😉😉😉😉

  • The End of Summer
    14.5M 381K 46

    Summer Jacobs knew full well about her town’s tradition. Every year at the end of the summer, a party would be held on school grounds without the knowledge of the parents or the teachers. It had been happening since before Summer was born and never once was anyone the wiser. This year however, everyone was going to fi...

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  • Art book
    157 38 6

    I can't write but I can draw!