Derpness Stories

Just random stuff that came out of the distortion world and into my brain when me and my friends were RPing as Arceus-Chan , Xerneas-San , Mewssiepuff & Celebi-San oh an...

My life before. My life now. My life forever. ***** WARNING: includes subjects such as depression and suicide.

Welcome to the Kirby roleplay. You should stop by sometime. We got memes. Despite the memes, serious roleplays happen here too. 2015 - 2017 was definitely the peak. Curr...

This is mah life...DERP STYLE!

this story has gore,romance,depressing and of course the thing we all now and love DRAMAAAAAA

This is a very random book. It is so random it makes cheese explode. It is so random it makes pickles look normal next to it. It is so random it makes Chuck Norris sweat...

Gabriela's life was the definition of perfect, she had a loving mother and daughter relationship, a beautiful bestfriend , she was a straight A student. Until August 17...

They say some people will never change, but sometimes they do. Jane is considered to be in the category of a person who will "Never change". At least that's wh...

Okay...Well how do I start? So basically his book is filled with random shit that no one might even fucking understand so please yeah, this book should NOT be taken seri...

Multiple words Don't read if you can't handle it ;) lil sad but it's aight Poetry for the dog days

Cheerio! My name's Karlyn! What's yours? I love it! Anyway... I have problems... So this is where u can read about my problems! Have fun! xoxo

When Sages' dad gets a offer at his boring office job and gets the chance to be the boss at another company he takes it without his boss telling him why no one else had...

Okay let's get something clear Greg is NOT a person. I am calling my depression Greg. No offence to any Gregs. I'm strange. WARNING:THIS MAY BE TRIGGERING.

This is basically a spoof book like no other. It's written like an actual book! It takes place in the warriors world. I hope you enjoy!

I'm back in a new form. After many hardships in 2018, I've decided to change up my life a lot and to take control of it for myself. This is a collection of day-to-day su...

Fairy Tail Spoofs Presents: The Scenes you Never saw! WARNING: SOME RANDOMNESS AND DERPINESS PRESENT. IF YOU HAVE ALLERGIES FOR DERPITIES, RANDOMNITITES, OR SPOOFABETIES...

Having parents that fight isn't the best but it's the way my life is. They say I'm depressed in a way I am but I can handle it so I don't know why I have to go to a ther...

'Rule Nuber 1: Pretty girls don't eat.' Ana whispered. //Short Chapters// Highest Rank #80 in Short Stories