Derpness Stories

"We'll be best friends forever," he told me. "Promise?" I replied. "Promise." He told me. Little did I know he was lying, and little does...

Just random stuff that came out of the distortion world and into my brain when me and my friends were RPing as Arceus-Chan , Xerneas-San , Mewssiepuff & Celebi-San oh an...

this story has gore,romance,depressing and of course the thing we all now and love DRAMAAAAAA

This is a very random book. It is so random it makes cheese explode. It is so random it makes pickles look normal next to it. It is so random it makes Chuck Norris sweat...

My life before. My life now. My life forever. ***** WARNING: includes subjects such as depression and suicide.

basically you ask any of my ocs a question (spark,2p spark,sara(naruto),sara (jinchuriki),emerald,2p emerald,soul taker(creepy pasta),soul (the animatronic wolf),candy s...

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poems written at valerie haynes-perry's writing workshops Will update regularly until I run out of poems.

Welcome to a book to where you can simply read something and thank Notch you're not as weird/stupid/derpy as me. And I honestly don't care :P

Feelings noun feel·ing \ˈfē-liŋ\ 1 a (1) : the one of the basic physical senses of which the skin contains the chief end organs and of which the sensations of touch an...

Dakota Wince is just starting highschool, and on his very first day he notices something off in himself. He's attracted to someone he shouldn't be, and his brother, Domi...

The published diary of a young girl, hoping that someone can help find clues as to what happened to her.

This is a group of poems that depicts how I see the world and relationships, I hope that you choose to read it but honestly it is your choice not mine. If you ask me to...

Brooklyn has never really had a simple life. She'd been messed around by the love of her life and her best friend was suffering with depression. Things start to look up...

Jay Is a 17 year old avarage boy. Though his life is slowly falling apart... What happens next? Find out because I don't wanna soil too much... Eh.

Story about a child who found his parents dead and his attempt on suicide.

This is a randomness book. I advise you skip to one of the latest chapters because nearly chapter near the beginning is OLD >.<

This is mah life...DERP STYLE!